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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.07.2012 12:21 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 15:39 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 15:41 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 15:41 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 17:31 |
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÷¸ ñàìè øü¸òå????..............êë¸âàÿ òåìà äëÿ áèçíåñÓ...............åñëÿ êàæäóþ ïîäóøêó,.....äà ïî ÕÕÕ $.........ýòîæ ñêîêà ïîëó÷èòñÿ????? 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 19:06 |
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÷Óìîäàí÷èêè êë¸âûå!!! ..........ñ çàìî÷êàìè | |
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 21:19 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 23:29 |
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ãîðîä îðóæåéíèêîâ õðþêàþùèé ìîíñòð 
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>Âðåìÿ: 05.07.2012 15:41 >"Moog" êàéôíûé ) íà òàêîì ìóãå, íàâåðíîå ñïàòü íå óäîáíî... 
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" Ïàðàíîèê - ýòî òîò, êòî íåìíîãî ðàçáèðàåòñÿ â òîì, ÷òî ïðîèñõîäèò âîêðóã, à ïñèõ - ýòî òîò, êòî òîëüêî ÷òî îêîí÷àòåëüíî âî âñåì ðàçîáðàëñÿ." (ñ) Óèëüÿì Áåððîóç
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 15:21 |
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Òàê âîò îí êàêîé, ýòîò ÊÐÎÍÎÑ))) |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 17:25 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 17:27 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 17:30 |
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îðãÀí ñ òóðáîíàäóâîì, ðàáîòàåò òîëüêî ïðè ñêîðîñòè 800êì/÷
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 17:32 |
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ïðîäàâàëè áû óæ òîãäà ïî êóðñó 32,62ð.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.07.2012 17:35 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.07.2012 23:31 |
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Íààðèÿ Èçðàèëü Yamaha MOXF6 Roland Fantom-06, Roland Aerophone AE-30 Pro 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 13.07.2012 07:06 |
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Èðêóòñê Hammond B3
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ïîäêèäûâàþ èäåþ òîìó, êòî õî÷åò ïðîñëàâèòüñÿ "òðåìÿìèëëèîííûì" ïðîñìîòðîì íà òðóáå - ñêëåèòü âìåñòå øåñòü ðàçíûõ ðàñ÷¸ñîê 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 14.07.2012 23:41 |
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ñêðèïêà, áóáåí è óòþã
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Ãoâîðÿò, íà ïîñëåäíåé êîìïüþòåðíîé âûñòàâêå COMDEX Áèëë Ãåéòñ çàÿâèë, ÷òî åñëè áû General Motors ðàçâèâàëñÿ òàê, êàê Microsoft, ìû áû óæå âñå äàâíî åçäèëè íà ìàøèíàõ ñòîèìîñòüþ $25 è ðàñõîäîì òîïëèâà 0.005 ë/100 êì. ×åðåç äåíü ïðåäñòàâèòåëü GM çàÿâèë â îòâåò, ÷òî åñëè áû GM ïîâòîðÿë òåíäåíöèè Microsoft, òî: 1. Àáñîëþòíî áåç ïðè÷èíû, ñðåäíåñòàòèñòè÷åñêàÿ ìàøèíà ïîïàäàëà áû â àâàðèþ 2 ðàçà â äåíü. 2. Êàæäûé ðàç, êîãäà èçìåíÿëàñü áû ðàçìåòêà íà äîðîãå, ïðèõîäèëîñü áû ïîêóïàòü íîâûé àâòîìîáèëü. 3. Èíîãäà ìàøèíà áû ïðîñòî îñòàíàâëèâàëàñü ïîñðåäè øîññå. ×òîáû ïîåõàòü äàëüøå, íàäî áûëî áû îòòîëêàòü ìàøèíó ê îáî÷èíå, çàêðûòü âñå ÎÊÍÀ, çàãëóøèòü äâèãàòåëü, îòêðûòü âñå ÎÊÍÀ è òîëüêî ïîòîì åõàòü. 4. Âûïîëíÿÿ ñëîæíûé ìàíåâð, ìàøèíà ìîæåò çàãëîõíóòü è áîëüøå íå çàâåñòèñü. Òîãäà ïðèäåòñÿ ïåðåèíñòàëëèðîâàòü äâèãàòåëü. 5. Ìàêèíòîø ñäåëàë áû àâòîìîáèëü, êîòîðûé áû èñïîëüçîâàë ýíåðãèþ ñîëíöà, áûë áû â ïÿòü ðàç áûñòðåå àâòî îò Microsoft, âäâîå ëåã÷å â óïðàâëåíèè - íî ìîã áû åçäèòü òîëüêî ïî 5% äîðîã. 6. Äàò÷èêè òåìïåðàòóðû äâèãàòåëÿ, çàðÿäêè áàòàðåè, äàâëåíèÿ ìàñëà çàìåíèëè áû íà îäèí - åäèíñòâåííûé: "Ýòà Ìàøèíà îñóùåñòâèëà íåëåãàëüíóþ îïåðàöèþ è ñåé÷àñ çàãëîõíåò". 7. Ïåðåä òåì, êàê ñðàáîòàþò ïîäóøêè áåçîïàñíîñòè, ïîÿâèòñÿ íàäïèñü: Are you sure? 8. Èíîãäà àâòîìîáèëü çàêðîåò äâåðü íà çàìîê è âû íå ñìîæåòå ïîïàñòü âíóòðü. Òîãäà íóæíî îäíîâðåìåííî íàæàòü ðó÷êó äâåðè, âñòàâèòü êëþ÷ è íàæàòü íà ðàäèîàíòåííó - ñèñòåìà ðàçáëîêèðóåòñÿ. 9. Êàæäûé ðàç ïðè ïîêóïêå íîâîãî àâòî ïðèäåòñÿ ó÷èòüñÿ åçäèòü çàíîâî - óïðàâëåíèå êàæäîé íîâîé ìàøèíû áóäåò â êîðíå îòëè÷àòüñÿ îò ñòàðîãî. 10. ×òîáû çàãëóøèòü ìîòîð, íóæíî íàæàòü êíîïêó "START". Ãîâîðÿò, Ãåéòñ îáèäåëñÿ… |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.07.2012 05:24 |
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Èðêóòñê Hammond B3
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 20.07.2012 20:00 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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íþéîðêñêèÿ øòûðè íà ÷åì ëàáàþò
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.07.2012 12:39 |
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>íþéîðêñêèÿ øòûðè íà ÷åì ëàáàþò íó ïî÷åìó æå íå òîëüêî êðîíîñ êñòàòè ñ 24 èþëÿ â Âîëîãäå "Áëþç íà Âåðàíäå", Bobby Harden ó÷àñòâóåò ìû òàì áóäåì 25-ãî....ìèëîñòè ïðîñèì....â ñìûñëå welcome
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 23.07.2012 22:25 |
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Øàã çà øàãîì íà ñàìîèãðàÿõ Äðîâà è ßìû 
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Àâòîðñêèé àíåêäîò: ×åì îòëè÷àåòñÿ ïðîôåññèîíàë ñèíòåçàòîðùèê îò äèëåòàíòà ñèíòåçàòîðùèêà? À òåì ÷òî ïðîôåññèîíàë íà÷èíàåò ñâîþ çàïèñü ñ óäàðíûõ, à äèëåòàíò ñ ìåëîäèè! |
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×óäîâèùå New Generations
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.08.2012 13:25 |
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Èâàíîâî Nord Electro 4D SW61, Nord Lead 2X 
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> ïðîôåññèîíàë íà÷èíàåò ñâîþ çàïèñü ñ óäàðíûõ, à äèëåòàíò ñ ìåëîäèè Ìîòèâèðóéòå, ïîæàëóéñòà.  ïðîäîëæåíèå òåìû èñïîëüçîâàíèÿ íåìóçûêàëüíîãî îáîðóäîâàíèÿ: |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.08.2012 15:18 |
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>×åì îòëè÷àåòñÿ ïðîôåññèîíàë ñèíòåçàòîðùèê îò äèëåòàíòà ñèíòåçàòîðùèêà? >À òåì ÷òî ïðîôåññèîíàë íà÷èíàåò ñâîþ çàïèñü ñ óäàðíûõ, à äèëåòàíò ñ ìåëîäèè! òåì, ÷òî ïðîôåññèîíàë ïèøåò ìóçûêó, à äèëåòàíò âñÿêóþ *óéíþ |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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ñêðèïêà, áóáåí è óòþã
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>alexboyar- +100500 PS cìîòðåë âàøè çàïèñè ( ãäå áåç áàðàáàíùèêà ) î÷åíü ïîíðàâèëîñü ! Êëàññíî! óñïåõîâ ! |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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ñêðèïêà, áóáåí è óòþã
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Êàðëîâû Âàðû - âîîäóøåâëåííûé Ìàðêóñîì Ìèëëåðîì | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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>PS cìîòðåë âàøè çàïèñè ( ãäå áåç áàðàáàíùèêà ) î÷åíü ïîíðàâèëîñü ! Êëàññíî! óñïåõîâ ! ñïàñèá) ïðîñòî âî âðåìÿ ýòîãî êîíöåðòà áàðàáàíùèêó äåëàëè îïåðàöèþ íà ñåðäöå, àæ 8 (âîñåìü!) øóíòîâ ïîñòàâèëè...íî íè ÷¨! ùàñ êàê íîâåíüêèé à âîò áàñèñòà â ýòîì ïðîåêòå íå áûëî, íåò è íå áóäåò ðàçâå ÷òî Ìàðêóñ Ìèëëåð æåëàíèå èçúÿâèò
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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ñêðèïêà, áóáåí è óòþã
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Äà ÿ õîòåë ôîòêó ðàçìåñòèòü, òàì ïàöàíû ìîëîäûå ( áàñ, ñêðèïêà è....ñòåïèñò íà ôàíåðíîì ïîìîñòå) íà óëèöå ëàáàþò. È íå óâèäåë ñðàçó, ÷òî îãðàíè÷åíèå ñòîèò . ïîçæå ññûëêó êèíó ( ñîáåðó ñðàçó â êó÷ó. ó ìåíÿ ìíîãî ôîòîê ìóçûêàíòîâ) ß ãäå íå øàðàõàþñü âåçäå ìóçûêàíòîâ ôîòêàþ. 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.08.2012 09:59 |
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>ß ãäå íå øàðàõàþñü âåçäå ìóçûêàíòîâ ôîòêàþ. è ïðàâèëüíî) >êñòàòè ñ 24 èþëÿ â Âîëîãäå "Áëþç íà Âåðàíäå", Bobby Harden ó÷àñòâóåò ìû òàì áóäåì 25-ãî....ìèëîñòè ïðîñèì....â ñìûñëå welcome êàê è îáåùàë, ïîäæåìîâàëè ñ Áîááè.... das ist fantastisch!!! 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.08.2012 16:47 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.08.2012 20:53 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.08.2012 10:00 |
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Ïåâèöà Åëåíà Âàåíãà ïîòðåáîâàëà íàêàçàíèÿ äëÿ Pussy Riot Ïåñüìî Åëåíå Âàåíêå
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 07.08.2012 23:27 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Ñâÿçü 1. Ïèøó Âàì â îòâåò íà Âàøå ïèñüìî, êîòîðîå Âû ñîáèðàåòåñü íàïèñàòü ìíå â îòâåò íà ìîå ïèñüìî, êîòîðîå ÿ íàïèñàë Âàì. 2. Îäèí ñêðèïà÷ êóïèë ñåáå ìàãíèò è ïîíåñ åãî äîìîé. Ïî äîðîãå íà ñêðèïà÷à íàïàëè õóëèãàíû è ñáèëè ñ íåãî øàïêó. Âåòåð ïîäõâàòèë øàïêó è ïîíåñ åå ïî óëèöå. 3. Ñêðèïà÷ ïîëîæèë ìàãíèò íà çåìëþ è ïîáåæàë çà øàïêîé. Øàïêà ïîïàëà â ëóæó àçîòíîé êèñëîòû è òàì èñòëåëà. 4. À õóëèãàíû òåì âðåìåíåì ñõâàòèëè ìàãíèò è ñêðûëèñü. 5. Ñêðèïà÷ âåðíóëñÿ äîìîé áåç ïàëüòî è øàïêè, ïîòîìó ÷òî øàïêà èñòëåëà â àçîòíîé êèñëîòå, è ñêðèïà÷, ðàññòðîåííûé ïîòåðåé ñâîåé øàïêè, çàáûë ïàëüòî â òðàìâàå. 6. Êîíäóêòîð òîãî òðàìâàÿ îòíåñ ïàëüòî íà áàðàõîëêó è òàì îáìåíÿë íà ñìåòàòàíó, êðóïó è ïîìèäîðû. 7. Òåñòü êîíäóêòîðà îáúåëñÿ ïîìèäîðàìè è óìåð. Òðóï òåñòÿ êîíäóêòîðà ïîëîæèëè â ïîêîéíèöêóþ, íî ïîòîì åãî ïåðåïóòàëè è âìåñòî òåñòÿ êîíäóêòîðà ïîõîðîíèëè êàêóþ-òî ñòàðóøêó. 8. Íà ìîãèëå ñòàðóøêè ïîñòàâèëè áåëûé ñòîëá ñ íàäïèñüþ: "Àíòîí Ñåðãååâè÷ Êîíäðàòüåâ". 9. ×åðåç îäèííàäöàòü ëåò ýòîò ñòîëá èñòî÷èëè ÷åðâè, è îí óïàë. À êëàäáèùåíñêèé ñòîðîæ ðàñïèëèë ýòîò ñòîëá íà ÷åòûðå ÷àñòè è ñæåã åãî â ñâîåé ïëèòå. À æåíà êëàäáèùåíñêîãî ñòîðîæà íà ýòîì îãíå ñâàðèëà ñóï èç öâåòíîé êàïóñòû. 10. Íî êîãäà ñóï áûë óæå ãîòîâ, ñî ñòåíû óïàëà ìóõà ïðÿìî â êàñòðþëþ ñ ýòèì ñóïîì. Ñóï îòäàëè íèùåìó Òèìîôåþ. 11. Íèùèé Òèìîôåé ïîåë ñóïà è ðàññêàçàë íèùåìó Íèêîëàþ ïðî äîáðîòó êëàäáèùåíñêîãî ñòîðîæà. 12. Íà äðóãîé äåíü íèùèé Íèêîëàé ïðèøåë ê êëàäáèùåíñêîìó ñòîðîæó è ñòàë ïðîñèòü ìèëîñòûíþ. Íî êëàäáèùåíñêèé ñòîðîæ íè÷åãî íå äàë Íèêîëàþ è ïðîãíàë ïðî÷ü. 13. Íèùèé Íèêîëàé î÷åíü îáîçëèëñÿ è ïîäæåã äîì êëàäáèùåíñêîãî ñòîðîæà. 14. Îãîíü ïåðåêèíóëñÿ ñ äîìà íà öåðêîâü, è öåðêîâü ñãîðåëà. 15. Ïîâåëîñü äëèòåëüíîå ñëåäñòâèå, íî ïðè÷èíó ïîæàðà óñòàíîâèòü íå óäàëîñü. 16. Íà òîì ìåñòå, ãäå áûëà öåðêîâü, ïîñòðîèëè êëóá è â äåíü îòêðûòèÿ êëóáà óñòðîèëè êîíöåðò, íà êîòîðîì âûñòóïàë ñêðèïà÷, êîòîðûé ÷åòûðíàäöàòü ëåò íàçàä ïîòåðÿë ñâîå ïàëüòî. 17. À ñðåäè ñëóøàòåëåé ñèäåë ñûí îäíîãî èç òåõ õóëèãàíîâ, êîòîðûå ÷åòûðíàäöàòü ëåò òîìó íàçàä ñáèëè øàïêó ñ ýòîãî ñêðèïà÷à. 18. Ïîñëå êîíöåðòà îíè ïîåõàëè äîìîé â îäíîì òðàìâàå. Íî â òðàìâàå, êîòîðûé åõàë çà íèìè, âàãîíîâîæàòûì áûë òîò ñàìûé êîíäóêòîð, êîòîðûé êîãäà-òî ïðîäàë ïàëüòî ñêðèïà÷à íà áàðàõîëêå. 19. È âîò îíè åäóò ïîçäíî âå÷åðîì ïî ãîðîäó: âïåðåäè – ñêðèïà÷ è ñûí õóëèãàíà, à çà íèìè âàãîíîâîæàòûé, áûâøèé êîíäóêòîð. 20. Îíè åäóò è íå çíàþò, êàêàÿ ìåæäó íèìè ñâÿçü, è íå óçíàþò äî ñàìîé ñìåðòè. <14 ñåíòÿáðÿ 1937> Ä.Õàðìñ |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.08.2012 14:10 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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— Õàèì, íàø ñûí ñòàíåò ñêðèïà÷îì. — Íî ó íåãî æå íåò ñëóõà! — Ñëóõ-òî òóò ïðè÷¸ì? Îí áóäåò èãðàòü. Ñëóøàòü áóäóò äðóãèå. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.08.2012 14:14 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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— Ñàðî÷êà, çîëîòöå, òû íå õî÷åøü íàì ÷òî-íèáóäü ñïåòü? — Íî, Àáðàøà, ãîñòè óæå ñîáðàëèñü óõîäèòü. — À ìíå êàæåòñÿ, îíè ÷òî-òî íå î÷åíü òîðîïÿòñÿ… |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.08.2012 06:57 |
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Èðêóòñê Hammond B3
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.08.2012 12:55 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.08.2012 13:00 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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