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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 09.09.2011 02:19 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.  
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 09.09.2011 12:29 |
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Ìîñêâà Êëàâèøíûå 
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Íå,áîëüøå íà Ìàëüñòâèíà ñìàõèâàåò,òîæå â êàêîé-òî öûãàíî-åâðåéñêîé èíòåðïðåòàöèè. 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 09.09.2011 16:38 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 01:28 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ñôåðè÷åñêèé ëåîíèä..... 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 10:00 |
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New Wasjuki NORD STAGE 2 HA76, Korg microSTATION 
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>ëåîíèä è åãî êîðã êðîíîñ íó è õäå âèðòóîçíàÿ èãðà íà áîæåñòâåííîì êðîíîñå? 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 11:09 |
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>ëåîíèä è åãî êîðã êðîíîñ "Çäåñü ìîæíî äåëàòü òî,÷åãî íåëüçÿ áûëî äåëàòü ðàíåå íà ïðåäûäóùèõ ïîêîëåíèÿõ èíñòðóìåíòîâ...äâåðü ñêðèïèò,íó äîïóñòèì,òåáå ïîíðàâèëñÿ çâóê,êàê ñêðèïèò äâåðü,òû ìîæåøü åãî çàñýìïëèðîâàòü è èãðàòü çâóêîì ñêðåïÿùåé äâåðè!!!..." Äåéñòâèòåëüíî,òàêîãî ðàíüøå äàæå âîîáðàçèòü ñåáå áûëî íåëüçÿ!!!))) |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 12:16 |
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Ìîñêâà Êëàâèøíûå
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Êë¸âî.Ñêàçî÷íèê Ëåîíèä. | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 15:27 |
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Êèåâ Korg Kronos X 61 
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Êàê ãîâîðèò ìîé îòåö - äåìàãîã ýòî òîò, êòî âñþ íî÷ü áóäåò òåáå ðàññêàçûâàòü, êàê îí òðàõíåò æåíùèíó, â êàêèõ ïîçàõ, è ò.ä., à ïðàêòèê ïðîñòî áóäåò ýòî äåëàòü:) Õîòü áû òðîíóëñÿ èíñòðóìåíòà!! |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 15:42 |
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Moscow Sax-Alto,Tenor, Roland XPS-30, Roland XPS-10 
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Î÷åíü ïîçíàâàòåëüíûé ðîëèê... Õîðîøèé çâóêè íà êðîíîñå, äà è àôôòàð âèðòóîç.... ÿçûêà... 
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«Äèïëîìàò-ýòî ÷åëîâåê, êîòîðûé ìîæåò ïîñëàòü âàñ íà #&# òàêèì îáðàçîì, ÷òî âû ñ ïðåäâêóøåíèåì áóäåòå æäàòü ïóòåøåñòâèÿ...
(Charles de Gaulle)». https://vk.com/d.j.koks |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 12.09.2011 18:54 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.09.2011 20:01 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.09.2011 22:41 |
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Ìîñêâà Êëàâèøíûå
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Äóìàë ïîñìåÿòüñÿ,íî ïîñìîòðåë ñ áîëüøèì èíòåðåñîì.Ñïàñèáî. | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.09.2011 22:48 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ïîëîæèòåëüíûå ýìîöèè, îäíàêî | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 19.09.2011 11:26 |
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New Wasjuki NORD STAGE 2 HA76, Korg microSTATION
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äà óæ...òàê è íå ïîíÿë ãäå ñìåÿòüñÿ-òî???? îñîáåííî ïîñëå äàðáóêè õîðîøî èãðàòü íà êëàâèøàõ
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 19.09.2011 11:38 |
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Ìîñêâà Roland XP-80, Main Stage, Logic Pro 
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Ñòàðûé ïðèêîë, íî âñå ðàâíî îáîæàþ |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 19.09.2011 11:43 |
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Ìîñêâà Roland XP-80, Main Stage, Logic Pro
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 01.10.2011 13:37 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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æàïàíöêèé àãêåñòãèê |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 01.10.2011 15:02 |
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Ìîñêâà Ýòíè÷åñêèå 
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ëåîíèä äèêèêé áîëòóí ####åö óæ íàñòîëüêî íåíàâèæó âèäåîîáçîðû ãäå ÷óâàê ïîëîâèíó âðåìåíè ï***äèò, íî ýòîò ïîõîäó çàäàë íîâûé ñòàíäàðò! |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.10.2011 11:28 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2011 01:21 |
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San Diego, CA Keyz & Knobz 
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Âîò òàêîé âðåìåííîé äèññîíàíñ íåîæèäàííî ðîäèëñÿ ñåãîäíÿ:
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Åæåíåäåëüíûé #ÇÂÓÊÑÎÂÅÒ îò Right Audio - http://vk.com/rightaudio1
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.10.2011 08:45 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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basf óíä bic= peremotka | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 16:47 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Åñëè áû Apple ïðîèçâîäèë ýëåêòðîãèòàðû Âìåñòî ñòàíäàðòíûõ äæåêîâ èñïîëüçîâàëèñü áû çàãàäî÷íûå òðåõãðàííûå êîííåêòîðû, êîòîðûå ìîæíî áûëî âêëþ÷èòü òîëüêî â ðîäíîé Ýïïëîâñêèé æå êîìáèê.  ñòàíäàðòíîé ïîñòàâêå ãèòàðû áû øëè òîëüêî ñ òðåìÿ ñòðóíàìè è ïîëîâèíîé ëàäîâ. Âåðñèè ñ 22-ìÿ, 24-ìÿ è 26-þ ëàäàìè âìåñòî ñòàíäàðòíûõ 12 ñòîèëè áû íà 300, 450 è 600 áàêñîâ äîðîæå è áûëè áû äîñòóïíû òîëüêî ÷åðåç ïîëãîäà ïîñëå íà÷àëà ïðîäàæ. Îòñóòñòâóþùèå ñòðóíû ïðèøëîñü áû äîêóïàòü ïî 100 áàêñîâ çà øòóêó. Ïðè ïîïûòêå èñïîëüçîâàíèÿ íåðîäíûõ ýïïëîâñêèõ ñòðóí ïðîïàäàë áû çâóê. Èñïðàâëÿåòñÿ ïèðàòñêîé êèòàéñêîé ïðîøèâêîé. Ñòðóíû ìîæíî áûëî áû ìåíÿòü òîëüêî â ñåðâèñ-öåíòðàõ Apple. Ïîïûòêà ïîìåíÿòü ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíî ïðèâîäèëà ê ïîòåðå ãàðàíòèè. Íà ãèòàðå áûë Wi-fi, Bluetooth, 3G è CDMA Ïðè âêëþ÷åíèè ãèòàðû â êîìáèê íà íåé áû çàãîðàëîñü ôèðìåííîå íàäêóøåííîå ÿáëîêî Ëåãåíäàðíûé Ãèáñîí 59-ãî ãîäà áûë áû îáúÿâëåí ìàðêåòîëîãàìè ìîäåëüþ äëÿ ãèòàðíûõ çàäðîòîâ è íåïîäõîäÿùèì äëÿ îáû÷íûõ ãèòàðèñòîâ, êàê ÷ðåçìåðíî ñëîæíûé. Äà è âîîáùå óñòàðåë. Èãðàòü íà ãèòàðå ìîæíî áûëî áû òîëüêî ëèöåíçèðîâàííûå ìåëîäèè. Ïðàâî íà èõ âîñïðîèçâåäåíèå ìîæíî áûëî áû êóïèòü â AppStore. Íîòû ê íèì ïðîäàâàëèñü áû îòäåëüíî. Ïîïûòêà ñûãðàòü íåêóïëåííóþ â ìàãàçèíå ìåëîäèþ ïðèâîäèëà áû ê ñóäåáíîìó èñêó ñî ñòîðîíû Apple. Ïåðåêëþ÷åíèå ìåæäó ðåæèìàìè ðàáîòû çâóêîñíèìàòåëåé ïðîèçâîäèëîñü áû ñ ïîìîùüþ òà÷ñêðèíà è òîëüêî ïðè íàëè÷èè ïîäêëþ÷åíèÿ ê èíòåðíåòó. Íà ýïïëîâñêîì êîìáèêå áûëà áû òîëüêî îäíà ðó÷êà – ãðîìêîñòè. È òà ñ çàäíåé ñòîðîíû, ÷òîáû íå ïîðòèòü âíåøíèé âèä ïåðåäíåé ïàíåëè. Íà ôîðóìàõ ïîñâÿùåííûõ iGuitar íîâè÷êè áû ñïðàøèâàëè êàê óâåëè÷èòü ãåéí íà êîìáèêå. Îïûòíûå ýïïëîãèòàðèñòû ãîâîðèëè, ÷òî óâåëè÷åíèå ãåéíà íå íóæíî è íå ïðåäóñìîòðåíî, ïîòîìó ÷òî ãèòàðà è òàê õîðîøî èãðàåò. Ê ãèòàðå îáÿçàòåëüíî ïðèëàãàëàñü áû áëþòóñ-ãàðíèòóðà. Ïðè èñïîëüçîâàíèè â ãðóïïå ñ äðóãèìè ìóçûêàíòàìè, èãðàþùèìè íà íå-ýïïëîâñêîé àïïàðàòóðå êîìáèê áû ïîñòîÿííî ðóãàëñÿ îá îøèáêàõ è ïûòàëñÿ òðàíñïîíèðîâàòü èõ ïàðòèè â äî-ìàæîð. Èãðà àêêîðäàìè áûëà áû ïðèçíàíà íåíóæíîé, ðàçðÿæàþùåé àêêóìóëÿòîð è ÷ðåçìåðíî èçíàøèâàþùåé ñòðóíû. Ïîýòîìó Ñòèâ Äæîáñ íå ðåêîìåíäîâàë áû èãðàòü íà ýïïë-ãèòàðå àêêîðäàìè.  êàêîé-òî ìîìåíò Apple áû âûïóñòèë ãèòàðó áåç ñòðóí. È ëàäîâ. È äàæå çâóêîñíèìàòåëåé. Íîâèíêà ïîëüçîâàëàñü áû îãðîìíûì ñïðîñîì äàæå íåñìîòðÿ íà íåâîçìîæíîñòü âêëþ÷åíèÿ õîòü â êàêîé-òî äèíàìèê. Óìåëüöàì ïðèøëîñü áû ïåðåäàâàòü çâóê ñ ãèòàðû íà êîìáèê ÷åðåç èíòåðíåò ñ ïîìîùüþ FTP-ñåðâåðà ïîäíÿòîãî íà ñàìîé ãèòàðå. Ãèòàðà áû âûïóñêàëàñü òîëüêî â äâóõ ðàñöâåòêàõ – áåëàÿ è ÷åðíàÿ. Êîìáèê áûë áû òîëüêî ñ 12” äèíàìèêîì. Îñòàëüíûå äèíàìèêè áûëè áû ïðèçíàíû íåäîñòàòî÷íî õîðîøèìè äëÿ ýïïëîâñêîé ãèòàðû. ×åðåç äâà äíÿ ïîñëå íà÷àëà ïðîäàæ ãèòàðíûå ìàñòåðà íàïèñàëè áû äëÿ ãèòàðû íîâóþ ïðîøèâêó, ñìåíèëè áû çâóêîñíèìàòåëè è ïåðåïàÿëè êîííåêòîðû íà ñòàíäàðòíûå äæåêè. À êèòàéöû áû çà äâà äíÿ äî ðåëèçà íàëàäèëè áû âûïóñê äîïîëíèòåëüíûõ ñòðóí ïî äîëëëàðó øòóêà. Ïîñëå âñåõ èçìåíåíèé ãèòàðà áû ïîäîçðèòåëüíî íàïîìèíàëà êàñòîì-øîïîâûé ÿïîíñêèé ESP. Ïðè âòûêàíèè ãèòàðû â êîìáèê íàäî áûëî áû îáÿçàòåëüíî åå ñ íèì ñèíõðîíèçèðîâàòü. Ïåðåä íà÷àëîì ïðîäàæ Apple ïîäàðèë áû îäíó èç ñâîèõ ãèòàð Èíãâè Ìàëüìñòèíó. Ïîñëå ýòîãî Ìàëüìñòèí áû âûêèíóë âåñü ñâîé ïàðê ãèòàð è èãðàë áû òîëüêî íà Apple. Apple çàïàòåíòîâàëà áû àêêîðäû C, E, G è Í7 è ïîäàâàëà áû â ñóä íà âñÿêîãî ïðîèçâîäèòåëÿ ãèòàð, íà ãèòàðàõ êîòîðîãî ìîæíî áûëî áû ýòè àêêîðäû èãðàòü.  ðåêëàìíîé êàìïàíèè îñîáûé óïîð äåëàëñÿ áû íà âîñïðîèçâåäåíèè íîò ëÿ, ìè è ñîëü òðåòüåé îêòàâû, êàê íàèáîëåå ÷àñòî èñïîëüçóåìûõ ïðè èãðå. Ýïïëîâñêèå ãèòàðû áûëè â äîìàõ äàæå òåõ ëþäåé, êîòîðûå íå óìåþò èãðàòü íà ãèòàðå. Slash áû äåìîíñòðàòèâíî ðàçäîëáàë iGuitar íà ñâîåì êîíöåðòå. Ïîñëå ÷åãî áû íà íåãî ïîäàëà â ñóä Apple è Ñëýø áû âûèãðàë äåëî. À ïîòîì çàïèñàë áû àëüáîì ïîñâÿùåííûé ñóäåáíîìó ðàçáèðàòåëüñòâó, òîòàëèòàðíîìó êîíòðîëþ è âñåìó òàêîìó. Microsoft òîæå áû âûïóñòèë ñâîþ ãèòàðó. Ó íåå áûëî áû øåñòü ãðèôîâ, 14 ñòðóí íà êàæäîì, Wi-fi, Bluetooth, 3G, CDMA, àâòîìàòè÷åñêèé òþíåð, ñèñòåìó êîíòðîëÿ èçíîñà ñòðóí, ñìåíó ñòðîÿ ïî íàæàòèþ îäíîé êíîïêè, áîðòîâîé ãèòàðíûé ïðîöåññîð è âñòðîåííûé ìåòðîíîì. Âñå áû ýòî ãëþ÷èëî è òîðìîçèëî äî ïåðâîãî ñåðâèñ-ïàêà. Google áû ïîïðîñèë ôèðìó Fender âûïóñòèòü ìîäåëü Ñòðàòîêàñòåðà ñ íàäïèñüþ Google íà äåêå è íàçâàíèåì Googlecaster.  ãèòàðå áûë áû âñòðîåííûé ïîèñê íóæíîé íîòû, GPS è Google Maps. Gibson, Epiphone, ESP è Ibanez äàæå íå çàìåòèëè áû ïðèñóòñòâèÿ Apple íà ðûíêå. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 19:57 |
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Ìîñêâà Ýòíè÷åñêèå
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À åñëè á ýïë âûïóñêàëà ñèíòåçàòîðû, òî íà íèõ íå áûëî áû íè÷åãî êðîìå êîðïóñà è áîëüøîé êíîïêè ïî öåíòðó ñ íàäïèñüþ "ñäåëàòü òàê ÷òîáû áûëî êðóòî" | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 20:14 |
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... è ñàìîå óäèâèòåëüíîå, ÷òî ýòà êíîïêà áû äåéñòâèòåëüíî äåëàëà êðóòî 
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Åæåíåäåëüíûé #ÇÂÓÊÑÎÂÅÒ îò Right Audio - http://vk.com/rightaudio1
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 22:17 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Ñïèñîê øòðàôîâ äëÿ ïåâèö Íåóìåíèå èçìåíÿòü âûñîòó ìèêðîôîííîé ñòîéêè – $15 Íåñïîñîáíîñòü ñîåäèíèòü ìèêðîôîí è øíóð – $15 Èçìåíåíèå íàñòðîåê ýêâàëàéçåðà äëÿ ìîíèòîðà 1 ÷àñ è áîëåå – $50 Ïîñëå 1 è áîëåå ÷àñà âñå åùå íåäîâîëüíà íàñòðîéêàìè ýêâàëàéçåðà äëÿ ìîíèòîðà – $75 Êëàäåò ìèêðîôîí íà ïîë è óõîäèò ñî ñöåíû – $15 Êëàäåò ìèêðîôîí íà ïîë â ñòîðîíó áîëüøîãî áàðàáàíà – $20 Êëàäåò ìèêðîôîí íà ïîë â ñòîðîíó ãèòàðíîãî êîìáèêà – $25 Êëàäåò ìèêðîôîí íà ïîë â ñòîðîíó ìîíèòîðà – $50 Îñòàâëÿåò íà ìèêðîôîíå ïîìàäó – $100 Ìîäóëÿöèè áåç èíôîðìèðîâàíèÿ ìóçûêàíòîâ – $20 Èãíîðèðîâàíèå ìîäóëÿöèé – $30 Õîðîøî òàíöóåò, íî ïîñòîÿííî ïîåò ìèìî íîò – $30 Ïîåò ìèìî íîò a capella – $200 Çàáûâàåò ñëîâà – $20 Ïîåò êóïëåòû â ïðîèçâîëüíîì ïîðÿäêå – $15 Äåðæèò òåêñò ïåñíè â ðóêå âî âðåìÿ ïåíèÿ – $20 ×èòàåò sms âî âðåìÿ ïåíèÿ – $10 Óõîäèò ñî ñöåíû âî âðåìÿ èíñòðóìåíòàëüíûõ ñîëî – $20 Âåøàåò íà ñåáÿ ãèòàðó, íî íå èãðàåò – $15 Âåøàåò íà ñåáÿ íå âêëþ÷åííóþ ãèòàðó è èãðàåò íåâåðíóþ ãàðìîíèþ -$25 Âåøàåò íà ñåáÿ âêëþ÷åííóþ ãèòàðó è èãðàåò íåâåðíóþ ãàðìîíèþ – $250 Èãðà íà òàìáóðèíå – $10 Èãðà íà òàìáóðèíå âíå âðåìåíè – $50 Ðàçáðàñûâíèå ïî ñöåíå òàìáóðèíà, íîò, íàïèòêîâ è êîñìåòèêè – $25 Óõîä ñî ñöåíû äëÿ âûÿñíåíèÿ îòíîøåíèé ñ áîéôðåíäîì – $35 Óõîä ñî ñöåíû äëÿ çâîíêà ïî ìîáèëüíîìó òåëåôîíó – $15 Èñïîëüçîâàíèå ìîáèëüíîãî òåëåôîíà íà ñöåíå âî âðåìÿ èíñòðóìåíòàëüíîãî ñîëî – $30 Ïëàòüå öåíîé â 1000 $ ïðè öåíå óðîêîâ âîêàëà â 10$ – $60 Îïîçäàíèå íà êîíöåðò – $30 Ðîìàí ñ ìóçûêàíòîì èç ãðóïïû – $50 Ðîìàí ñ áàðàáàíùèêîì – $150 Îæèâëåííàÿ ðåàêöèÿ íà ïðåäëîæåíèÿ ò.í. ïðîäþñåðîâ «ñäåëàòü èç íåå çâåçäó» – $20 Ïîëíûé ðàçðûâ ñ ÷ëåíàìè ãðóïïû ïîñëå íà÷àëà óñïåøíîé ýñòðàäíîé êàðüåðû – $10,000 Íåíàâèñòü ê ñëîâó «÷óâèõà» – $500. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 22:41 |
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íåòó ïóíêòà "ðîìàí ñ áàñèñòîì"....ëàæà.......ìîæåò óâîëèòü???????????
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 10.10.2011 23:18 |
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Ìîñêâà Ýòíè÷åñêèå
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>... è ñàìîå óäèâèòåëüíîå, ÷òî ýòà êíîïêà áû äåéñòâèòåëüíî äåëàëà êðóòî ÿáëîôàã äåòåêòåä >íåòó ïóíêòà "ðîìàí ñ áàñèñòîì" ó òðóÚ áàñèñòà ðîìàí ìîæåò áûòü òîëüêî ñ áàñóõîé èëè áàñîâûì óñèëèòåëåì |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.10.2011 07:37 |
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New Wasjuki NORD STAGE 2 HA76, Korg microSTATION
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>ó òðóÚ áàñèñòà ðîìàí ìîæåò áûòü òîëüêî ñ áàñóõîé èëè áàñîâûì óñèëèòåëåì +100500 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 16.10.2011 10:13 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ãàãà ãàãíóëàñü | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 19.10.2011 18:07 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 23.10.2011 01:16 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ïðîñòî õîðîøèé êëèï èç äåòñòâà, áåç âñÿêîãî ïîäòåêñòà | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 24.10.2011 16:48 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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÷óâàê âûèãðàë êðîíîñ â ñïåöîëèìïèàäå | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 24.10.2011 16:56 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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êîìïàðèçîí ))))))))))))))))))11111111111 | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 24.10.2011 21:18 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 29.10.2011 04:36 |
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Ìîñêâà Êëàâèøíûå
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Ñàìîå ïðèêîëüíîå ñ 3.52 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.11.2011 16:35 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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1973 ïèíê ôëîéä òâîð÷åñêè ïåðåîñìûñëèë êàâåð áàääè ìàéëñà 1971 íà òåìó íèëà ÿíãà 1969, î êàê......äàæå òîíàëüíîñòü íå èçìåíèëè |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.11.2011 16:44 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ìàéëç äåâèñ ïîñòîÿííî ãîâîðèë " ìû (íåãðû) ìóçûêó ïðèäóìûâàåì, à áåëûå ïîòîì âûäàþò åå çà ñâîþ'' | |
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