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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.06.2012 10:30 |
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>http://vk.com/id13831974?z=video13858273_16256362 7%2Fab107b74cf647d8c9b ïîôèãèçì ìîëîäûõ |
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.06.2012 10:46 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.06.2012 11:42 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 02.06.2012 16:03 |
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ÿ òàêóþ âïåðâûå âèæó, â íåé öâåòìåòà òîííû íà äâå 
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.06.2012 10:14 |
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äà....ýòî âàì íå õàììîíä ïî øàáàõàì âîçèòü
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.06.2012 10:37 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ìàòåðèòüñÿ íàäî áûëî ïî-ðóññêè 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.06.2012 12:21 |
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>http://vk.com/id13831974?z=video13858273_16256362 7%2Fab107b74cf647d8c9b Îí åù¸ è ñîëÿãó èãðàòü íà÷àë ) È ðîçîâàÿ ãèòàðà ðàññóäèëà, ÷òî ñîëèðóþùåé àêêîìïàíåìåíò íè ê ÷åìó. "Âèíàñ, Âèíàñ..." ÊÂÍ îòäîõíóë. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.06.2012 13:01 |
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>ìàòåðèòüñÿ íàäî áûëî ïî-ðóññêè ïîçäíî ïèòü áàðæîìè âîò êàêèå êóëüòóðíûå ëþäè â ñèìôîíè÷åñêèõ îðêåñòðàõ, íå òî ÷òî ìû...ëàáóõè-êàáàöêèå |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 03.06.2012 13:34 |
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Íåïëîõîå íàçâàíèå äëÿ ïîðòàëà - "Ôàëüøèâèì âìåñòå". Ëàæàí¸ì íà áðóäåðøàôò ) |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 09.06.2012 01:32 |
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ïðîêà÷àëè ïî-÷åðíîìó ... 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 09.06.2012 13:42 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 17.06.2012 12:31 |
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àóë-áàòòë ïîñëàë ôèëà
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 13:05 |
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>http://urgantshow.ru/page/16259/23795 ïðîêà÷àëè ïî-÷åðíîìó ... âîò íàôèãà çàêëåèâàòü ëýéáû ó íîðäîâ??? ...íó âåòü ìîæíî æ íîðìàëüíûå ïåñíè ïåòü.... |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 15:19 |
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> âîò íàôèãà çàêëåèâàòü ëýéáû ó íîðäîâ??? Ðåêëàìà. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 15:29 |
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...íîðäû òîëüêî ïåðåêðàøèâàòü ... â ñèíèé | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 15:50 |
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Íå ïîìîæåò
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 16:46 |
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>..íîðäû òîëüêî ïåðåêðàøèâàòü ... â ñèíèé âàì âîëþ äàé, âû âåçäå êîðã íàïèøèòå
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 23:20 |
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Ïðèø¸ë íîâûé ñêðèïà÷ â îðêåñòð. Ñàäèòñÿ èãðàòü, ÷èòàåò ñ ïàðòèòóðû. Âäðóã âèäèò íàäïèñü â ïàðòèòóðå "ïðèãíóòüñÿ". Îí ïðèãèáàåòñÿ. Ïîäíèìàåò ãîëîâó - îðêåñòðàíòû ïåðåãëÿäûâàþòñÿ, õèõèêàþò. Ïðîõîäèò íåñêîëüêî ìèíóò - îïÿòü òà æå íàäïèñü. Îí îïÿòü ïðèãèáàåòñÿ. Ó îðêåñòðà òà æå ðåàêöèÿ.  ñëåäóþùèé ðàç, óâèäåâ íàäïèñü, ðåøàåò íå ïðèãèáàòüñÿ è òóò æå ïîëó÷àåò êóëèñîé òðîìáîíà â øåþ. Ñçàäè åõèäíûé ãîëîñ òðîìáîíèñòà: " íîòû íàäî ñìîòðåòü, òàì âñ¸ íàïèñàíî!" Áðàòâà ÷èííî ïðàçäíóåò Íîâûé Ãîä â ðåñòîðàíå. Èç ìóçûêè - òîëüêî êàðàîêå. Æåíû ðîïùóò. Áðàòêè îòëàâëèâàþò àäìèíèñòðàòîðà: - Ñëóøàé êîìàíäèð, à ïîäãîíè ìóçîí. - Äà Âû ×òî! Íîâûé ãîä - âñå çàíÿòû! - Òû íå ïîíÿë... æåíû ïðîñÿò. - Íó... åñòü ó ìåíÿ îäíà ãðóïïà... èãðàþò äæàç. - Äàâàé ñâîé äæàç. Ïðèåçæàþò äæàçìåíû. Ðàñïàêîâûâàþòñÿ, âêëþ÷àþòñÿ è íà÷èíàþò èãðàòü. Îäíó âåùü, äðóãóþ, òðåòüþ...  çàëå ñòàíîâèòñÿ êàê-òî òèøå... Ëþäè íà ãëàçàõ òðåçâåþò. Îäèí èç áðàòêîâ ïîäõîäèò ê ñöåíå, äîæèäàåòñÿ îêîí÷àíèÿ íîìåðà, ïîäõîäèò ê ïèàíèñòó è ñïðàøèâàåò øåïîòîì: - ×î, ïàöàíû, íå ïîëó÷àåòñÿ?! |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.06.2012 23:23 |
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Ïðèõîäèò ìóæèê ïîñëå â÷åðàøíåãî çàñòîëüÿ íà ðàáîòó è âñåì ðàññêàçûâàåò: - Æèâóò æå ëþäè - èìåþò çîëîòûå óíèòàçû! - Êàê, ãäå, íå ìîæåò áûòü! - Ïîéäåìòå - ñàìè óâèäèòå. Ïðèâîäèò èõ ê êâàðòèðå è çâîíèò â äâåðü. Äâåðü îòêðûâàåò ïàöàí ëåò ïÿòè, îãëÿäûâàåò ïðèøåäøèõ è êðè÷èò îòöó: - Ïàï, ê íàì äÿäÿ ïðèøåë, êîòîðûé òåáå â÷åðà â ñàêñîôîí íàêàêàë! Âî âðåìÿ ãàñòðîëåé â Ìîñêâå, â Áîëüøîì, Ãåðáåðò ôîí Êàðàÿí, æåëàÿ ïðèäàòü çâóêó òðóáû âîçìîæíî áîëüøóþ îòäàëåííîñòü, ïîñàäèë ïåðâîãî òðóáà÷à íà ãàëåðêó. Îäíàêî â íóæíûé ìîìåíò âìåñòî çâîíêîãî ñèãíàëà ðàçäàëñÿ ñîâåðøåííî íåïðèëè÷íûé îòðûâèñòûé çâóê. Äèðèæåð íå ðàñòåðÿëñÿ è ïîäàë çíàê âòîðîìó òðóáà÷ó â îðêåñòðå, êîòîðûé è ñûãðàë òðåáóåìûé ñèãíàë.  àíòðàêòå áûë ñêàíäàë: - ×òî âû íàäåëàëè! Âû ÷óòü íå ñîðâàëè ìíå âñþ óâåðòþðó! - Ïðîñòèòå, - ñìóùåííî ïðîáîðìîòàë òðóáà÷, - íî åäâà ÿ ïîäíåñ òðóáó ê ãóáàì, êàê âáåæàëà ïîæèëàÿ áèëåòåðøà è ñòàëà âûðûâàòü åå ó ìåíÿ èç ðóê ñî ñëîâàìè: "Êàê òåáå íå ñòûäíî, ìåðçàâåö, âåäü äèðèæèðóåò âåëèêèé Êàðàÿí!" |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 20.06.2012 09:52 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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Âïå÷àòëèëî! Åñëè áû åùå ðåàëèçîâàëè ïåðåìåííûé øòðèõ... |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 20.06.2012 10:26 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
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"÷óéñòâà" íåòó to alexboyar âåç¸ò æà âàì, "çîëàòàïàãîííèêàì" ãèãà èíôû òóòà ðàçìåùàòü ìîæàòå
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 22.06.2012 10:58 |
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Æóòêîâàòî
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 25.06.2012 19:23 |
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äýâî÷êà õ*ÿðèò
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 06:43 |
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óâàæàåìûé ãîñïîäèí |Â| !!! Âû íå î÷åíü êîððåêòíî ïîäáèðàåòå îìîíèìû.......äýâî÷êà ìîæåò òîëüêî ï**äÿðèòü, ò.ê. ó íåå â îòëè÷èè îò ìóæñêîé, ñàâñýì äðóãàÿ ïîëîâàÿ ñèñòåìà
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 10:02 |
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>óâàæàåìûé ãîñïîäèí |Â| !!! Âû íå î÷åíü êîððåêòíî ïîäáèðàåòå îìîíèìû.......äýâî÷êà ìîæåò òîëüêî ï**äÿðèòü, ò.ê. ó íåå â îòëè÷èè îò ìóæñêîé, ñàâñýì äðóãàÿ ïîëîâàÿ ñèñòåìà íå æåíñêîå ýòî äåëî - áàðàáàíû ... ñêðèïêà-ôëåéòà-àðôà-ïèàíèíà - äà ... |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 10:48 |
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>íå æåíñêîå ýòî äåëî - áàðàáàíû ... Îäèí íó î÷åíü êðóòîé áàðàáàíùèê ïðîñíóëñÿ óòðîì ó ñåáÿ íà âèëëå, âûïèë ñîêà, èñêóïàëñÿ â áàññåéíå, çàø¸ë ê ñåáå â ñòóäèþ, ïîçàíèìàëñÿ ÷àñèêà äâà, ÷òî-òî çàïèñàë.... ïîäõîäèò ê íåìó ìàëåíüêèé ñûíèøêà: - Ïàïà, à òû êîãäà âûðàñòåøü, êåì áóäåøü?
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 11:50 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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"Êåì ðàáîòàåøü?" - "Ìóçûêàíò" - "Äà ÿ ñàì ìóçûêàíò, à ðàáîòàåøü-òî òû êåì?" |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 12:34 |
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metro Kurzweil, Yamaha 
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"Êåì ðàáîòàåøü?" - "Ìóçûêàíò" - " Íó íå õî÷åøü íåãîâîðè" ... |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 15:52 |
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metro Kurzweil, Yamaha
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(ïîâòîðþ ëó÷ùèé àíåêäîò ôîðóìà ) Êàêîé-òî òàì ïèàíèñò âûèãðàë êîíêóðñ, ïîëó÷èë ìåäàëü, ïàðó êîíöåðòîâ çà ðóáåæîì... è î íåì áëàãîïîëó÷íî çàáûëè. Âîò îí òóäà, ñþäà - íèêîìó íå íóæåí. À óæå êóøàòü õî÷åòñÿ. Èäåò îí îäíàæäû ìèìî öèðêà, ñìîòðèò - öèðêó ðàáîòíèêè òðåáóþòñÿ. Çàøåë, ïîãîâîðèë ñ äèðåêòîðîì, ïðèíÿëè êàíàòîõîäöåì. Íàó÷èëè, è âîò íàñòóïèë äåíü ïðåìüåðû. Ïåðåä âûõîäîì åìó âäðóã ãîâîðÿò: "Çíàåòå, Èâàí, âñå êàê îáû÷íî, òîëüêî âíèçó áóäóò ëüâû õîäèòü. Îíè äîáðûå, íå áîéòåñü". Íî Èâàí íàø ñòðóõíóë, øåë ïî êàíàòó, íåîñòîðîæíî ïîãëÿäåë âíèç äà è óïàë. Âîò ëåæèò îí, ëüâû ïðèáëèæàþòñÿ, îäèí ðàçåâàåò ïàñòü è ãîâîðèò ÷åëîâå÷åñêèì ãîëîñîì: "Íå áîéñÿ, Âàíÿ, ìû âñå çäåñü - ïèàíèñòû"... |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.06.2012 20:38 |
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Èðêóòñê Hammond B3
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ñàìóðàè ëåñ áåðåãóò, ìàíóàë â PDFå c êðîíîñîì ïðîäàþò, ........ à ýòî ìýí ñ PDFà ðàñïå÷àòàë........ãðèò óäîáà è âïå÷àòëÿåò |
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 27.06.2012 13:39 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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ôàëëîìåòðèÿ äâóõ ëó÷øèõ òðóìïåòåðîâ ìèðà... | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 29.06.2012 02:11 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Íàøàëüíèêà ïèçíåñ | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.07.2012 03:14 |
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Àíãàðñê Áàÿí
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Âîò ÷òî ïèøåò â êíèãå " Ñóäüáà ïî èìåíè Àðèýëü" Âàëåðèé ßðóøèí........Îêàçûâàåòñÿ Íèêèòà Áîãîñëîâñêèé (îäèí èç ñîâåòñêèõ êîìïîçèòîðîâ) áûë âåëèêèé ïðèêîëèñò...))))  òå âðåìåíà ôèíñêàÿ áàíüêà — ñàóíà áûëà â æóòêîì äåôèöèòå. Åé ïîëüçîâàëèñü òîëüêî èçáðàííûå, è òî, ñ ðàçðåøåíèÿ ïàðòèéíûõ êðóãîâ. Äðóçüÿ-êîìïîçèòîðû óïðàøèâàëè Íèêèòó, ìîë, äîãîâîðèñü ñ êåì íóæíî, ìû â äîëãó íå îñòàíåìñÿ. È âîò Áîãîñëîâñêèé â îäèí ïðåêðàñíûé äåíü ñîáðàë òðîèõ è ãîâîðèò: «Ñîáèðàéòåñü, åñòü îäíî äåôèöèòíîå âðåìÿ — äâà ÷àñà äíÿ. Îñòàëüíîå, âñå çàáèòî! Åñòü îäíà ïîäïîëüíàÿ áàíüêà, òîëüêî — ìîë÷îê!» Êîëëåãè áûñòðî ñìîòàëèñü çà øàéêàìè — ëåéêàìè, âçÿëè âåíè÷êè, è â íèêèòèíó ìàøèíó! Ïîäúåõàëè ñ òûëà — îáøàðïàííîå çäàíèå, ïîæàðíàÿ ëåñòíèöà. Íî âñïîìíèâ, ÷òî ýòî — ñåêðåòíûé îáúåêò, îòíåñëèñü ê ýòîìó ñ ïîíèìàíèåì. Ïîíÿâøèñü íà òðåòèé ýòàæ, ïîïàëè ñðàçó â «ïðåäáàííèê» ñ âåøàëêîé. Íèêèòà ñðàçó ïðåäóïðåäèë: «Òàì ïàð — 100 ãðàäóñîâ, ïîýòîìó äâåðü íàäî çàêðûâàòü áûñòðî è ïëîòíî!» Âñå ðàäîñòíî êèâíóëè, è ñ øóòêàìè, ïðèáàóòêàìè òðîå ãîëûõ ìóæèêîâ çàëåòåëè ïî òó ñòîðîíó äâåðè... ... Ïðèåìíàÿ êîìèññèÿ íå ìîãëà ïîíÿòü, ïî÷åìó â ìóçûêàëüíîì êîíêóðñå ó÷àñòâóþò îáíàæåííûå äðàìàòè÷åñêèå àêòåðû, èçîáðàæàþùèå ðèìñêèõ ëåãèîíåðîâ ñ øàéêàìè íà ñöåíå... . Ïðè÷åì, àêòåðû áûëè áåçóìíî ïîõîæè íà èõ êîëëåã... . À ýòè òðîå, áåãàÿ ïî ñöåíå, ñ îáåçóìåâøèìè ëèöàìè äîëáèëèñü â äâåðü, êîòîðàÿ ñ òîé ñòîðîíû áûëà çàêðûòà íà ùåêîëäó, à ïî ëåñòíèöå ðàçäàâàëñÿ øóì óáåãàþùèõ íîã è çíàìåíèòûé íèêèòèí ñâèñò!: «Ëåãêî íà ñåðäöå îò ïåñíè âåñåëîé!... . Èëè âîò åùå;  òî âðåìÿ Ôðàäêèí òîëüêî ÷òî êóïèë íàèìîäíåéøèé àâòîìîáèëü «Ïîáåäà» è «ïî áëàòó» ïîñòàâèë âî äâîðå æåñòÿíóþ êîðîáêó-ãàðàæ. Íî÷üþ, ê äîìó, Íèêèòà ïîäîãíàë àâòîêðàí, çàöåïèë åãî òðîñàìè, è àêêóðàòíî óâåç ýòó «êîðîáî÷êó» ê íåìó æå, íà çàãîðîäíþþ äà÷ó. Ïðîñíóâøèñü óòðîì, Ìàðê ïåðâûì äåëîì âçèðàë â îêíî. Îáû÷íî æåëåçíàÿ èçáóøêà ëàñêàëà åãî âçãëÿä. Ïî ïðèâû÷êå, ïîòÿíóâøèñü è çåâíóâ, îí âäðóã îñòàëñÿ â òîé æå ïîçå... Ðîò îò óæàñà íå çàêðûâàëñÿ... . Ìàøèíà ñèðîòëèâî ñòîÿëà ó ïîäúåçäà, à îò ãàðàæà íå îñòàëîñü äàæå ìÿòîé òðàâû... . Ðóêà ïîòÿíóëàñü ê òåëåôîíó, è ÷åðåç 15 ìèíóò ìèëèöèÿ ñîñòàâëÿëà ïðîòîêîë. Ïî÷åìó-òî ïåðâûé âîïðîñ ñòîÿë: íå ïèë ëè îí â÷åðà ÷åãî-íèáóäü êðåïêîãî. Ôðàäêèí íà÷àë îðàòü, ÷òî îí áóäåò æàëîâàòüñÿ, è ìèëèöèÿ áûñòðåíüêî íà÷àëà ÷åñàòü îêðåñòíîñòè. Åñòåñòâåííî, çàãëÿíóâ íà äà÷ó, è îáíàðóæèâ ãàðàæ òàì, ñòîÿùèì, êàê íè â ÷åì íè áûâàëî, ñòàëà çàïîëíÿòü äðóãîé ïðîòîêîë. Âñå êîí÷èëîñü ìèðíûì ïîõîäîì ê ïñèõèàòðó, íî «ñ÷åò» áûë âñå âðåìÿ â ïîëüçó Íèêèòû... . È îí íå îñòàíàâëèâàëñÿ. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.07.2012 04:20 |
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Àíãàðñê Áàÿí
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Âîò åùå ïîíðàâèëàñü øóòêà-þìîðà, ïðàâäà íå îïìíþ ãäå ÿ åå íûäûáàë.......
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.07.2012 09:22 |
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Èâàíîâî Nord Electro 4D SW61, Nord Lead 2X
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> Âîò åùå ïîíðàâèëàñü øóòêà-þìîðà Êëàññ! Ðàñïå÷àòàþ íà ëèñòå À3 è ïîâåøó íà òî÷êå.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.07.2012 09:58 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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