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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.12.2012 11:40 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.12.2012 14:44 |
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ãäå-òî íà þãå àñàøàé Roland FP-10, CME XKey 37, Ibanez TMB100M, ROLI Lightpad Block, 
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Àêòóàëüíî) Ãëàâíîå, ÷òîáû â ñèíüêó íå âûïàë 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.12.2012 15:52 |
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Èâàíîâî Nord Electro 4D SW61, Nord Lead 2X
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Òîãäà íàäî áûëî íàïèñàòü iMaya Calendar 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.12.2012 16:23 |
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ãäå-òî íà þãå àñàøàé Roland FP-10, CME XKey 37, Ibanez TMB100M, ROLI Lightpad Block,
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>Òîãäà íàäî áûëî íàïèñàòü iMaya Calendar È ïðîäàâàòü îðèãèíàëüíûå ñòðàíèöû íà äîïîëíèòåëüíûå ãîäà. Íå ñîâìåñòèìûå ñ äðóãèìè êàëåíäàðÿìè
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Âñå, íàïèñàííîå â ýòîé êíèãå, ìîæåò îêàçàòüñÿ íåïðàâäîé...
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.12.2012 17:08 |
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ãäå-òî íà þãå àñàøàé Roland FP-10, CME XKey 37, Ibanez TMB100M, ROLI Lightpad Block,
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>Îïÿòü íàåçä íà ÿáëîêî ïðîñòèòå, íå óäåðæàëñÿ
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Âñå, íàïèñàííîå â ýòîé êíèãå, ìîæåò îêàçàòüñÿ íåïðàâäîé...
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 22.12.2012 00:06 |
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Ìîé îòåö ãîâàðèâàë ìíîãî ëó÷øå (æèâ è çäîðîâ ïî ñåé äåíü). | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 22.12.2012 11:56 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.12.2012 07:15 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä. 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.12.2012 08:57 |
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ãîðîä îðóæåéíèêîâ õðþêàþùèé ìîíñòð 
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>Âðåìÿ: 26.12.2012 07:15 ýòî ðåàëüíîñòü  ìíîãî ðàç ñòàëêèâàëñÿ
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" Ïàðàíîèê - ýòî òîò, êòî íåìíîãî ðàçáèðàåòñÿ â òîì, ÷òî ïðîèñõîäèò âîêðóã, à ïñèõ - ýòî òîò, êòî òîëüêî ÷òî îêîí÷àòåëüíî âî âñåì ðàçîáðàëñÿ." (ñ) Óèëüÿì Áåððîóç
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.12.2012 10:58 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2012 10:13 |
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Äèðèæåð íà ðåïåòèöèè ñèìôîíè÷åñêîãî îðêåñòðà: - Ó âàñ, ìèëî÷êà, òàêîå âûðàæåíèå ëèöà, êàê áóäòî, êðîìå âèîëîí÷åëè, âû íè÷åãî ìåæäó íîã íèêîãäà â æèçíè íå äåðæàëè! - Ñòîï, ñòîï, ñòîï! Âàëòîðíû åù¸ â ðîò íå âçÿëè, à òðîìáîíû óæå êîí÷èëè!
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 29.12.2012 10:38 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 30.12.2012 13:14 |
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Íå î÷åíü äàëåêî íà þãî-âîñòîê Òî ñòðóíû, òî êëàâèøè 
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.01.2013 01:54 |
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Íå þìîð, íî òàê äóøåâíî! |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.01.2013 08:39 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 15.01.2013 22:20 |
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Yamaha Motif XF6
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Ïðåêðàñíûé ïðèìåð, åäèíñòâåííîãî âîçìîæíîãî èñïîëüçîâàíèÿ ïî íàçíà÷åíèþ êîðãîìèêðîïèàíèíêè...  |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 18.01.2013 12:17 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.01.2013 13:03 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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1964ã ñîâåòñêèé êîìïîçèòîð î áèòëàõ
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2013 14:13 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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- Ïîñòàâèëè áû ìóçûêó. Âîò, äîïóñòèì, èç Àëëû Ïóãà÷åâîé ó âàñ ÷òî-íèáóäü åñòü? - Äà. Êðèñòèíà Îðáàêàéòå. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 25.01.2013 08:22 |
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Èðêóòñê Hammond B3 
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âîò íà ÷¸ì íííàäà â ïîäçåìíûõ ïåðåõîäàõ ëàáàòü...... |
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È ÷òî ýòî òàêîå "èìïðîâèçàöèÿ"? È êòî åå ïðèäóìàë? Íåìöû íàâåðíîå! Âå÷íî îíè ÷òî-íèáóäü ïðèäóìàþò, à íàì, ðóññêèì, ïîòîì îòäóâàéñÿ.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.02.2013 12:36 |
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xxx: ïðèåõàë êî ìíå íåäàâíî â ãîñòè äðóã èç äðóãîãî ãîðîäà - êëàâèøíèê ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûé. óòðî ïîíåäåëüíèêà. ñ òÿæåëîãî áîäóíà èäó íà ðàáîòó(ïðîãåð â íåáîëüøîé êîíòîðå). ðàçäàåòñÿ çâîíîê, òîâàðèù ìîé, ãîâîðèò "êàê â ýòîì òâîåì âèçóàë äî äèåç ðàáîòàòü? íå çíàë ÷òî òû ìóçûêó ïèøåøü". ìèíóò 10 äîïèðàë ÷òî îí C# çàïóñòèë. bashorg.org/quote/36122 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.03.2013 18:53 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.03.2013 19:15 |
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ãîðîä îðóæåéíèêîâ õðþêàþùèé ìîíñòð
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qsnf5pTl1Y&featur e=endscreen à íà Êðîíîñå òàê ñëàáî? áîëüøå âñåãî ïðèêîëîëî, êîãäà îí íà îòêðûòóþ êðûøêó çàëåç: à åñëè áû îíà ñîðâàëàñü áû?  òðàâìû íà ïðîèçâîäñòâå 
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" Ïàðàíîèê - ýòî òîò, êòî íåìíîãî ðàçáèðàåòñÿ â òîì, ÷òî ïðîèñõîäèò âîêðóã, à ïñèõ - ýòî òîò, êòî òîëüêî ÷òî îêîí÷àòåëüíî âî âñåì ðàçîáðàëñÿ." (ñ) Óèëüÿì Áåððîóç
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.03.2013 14:27 |
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>áîëüøå âñåãî ïðèêîëîëî, êîãäà îí íà îòêðûòóþ êðûøêó çàëåç: à åñëè áû îíà ñîðâàëàñü áû? òðàâìû íà ïðîèçâîäñòâå Õðþø, âñå áóòàôîðñêîå |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 11.03.2013 13:58 |
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New Wasjuki NORD STAGE 2 HA76, Korg microSTATION
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áîëüøå âñåõ ïîíðàâèëñÿ áàñèñò....êàê æèâîé))))))))))) |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 21.03.2013 20:04 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Ìýé, Áðàéàí. íà÷àëî... | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 25.03.2013 16:56 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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àáàæàþ ôñÿêèå ðîäåñû-êëàâèíåòû  1978, the album won the Grammy Award for Best Engineered Non-Classical Recording.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.03.2013 17:38 |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 26.03.2013 17:44 |
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Í-ñê Keyboards 
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Áóêâàëüíî - "ââåðõ ïî ëåñòíèöå, âåäóùåé âíèç" ) |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.04.2013 15:53 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.04.2013 15:58 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.04.2013 16:06 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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- Ïàïà, à ÷òî òàêîå íîòû? - Ýòî êàê ìèäè-ôàéë, òîëüêî íà áóìàãå… |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.04.2013 16:08 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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Óâàæåíèå — ýòî êîãäà òû, ÷òîáû ïîïðèâåòñòâîâàòü ÷åëîâåêà, âûòàñêèâàåøü èç óøåé îáà íàóøíèêà. | |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 04.04.2013 16:15 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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31 äåêàáðÿ. Êðåìëåâñêèé êîíöåðòíûé çàë. Êîíôåðàíñüå, òîðæåñòâåííî: - Äàìû è ãîñïîäà! Íà÷èíàåì íàø íîâîãîäíèé êîíöåðò! Ñåãîäíÿ äëÿ âàñ âûñòóïÿò ïðåêðàñíûå ìóçûêàíòû, çíàìåíèòûå òàíöîðû, ëó÷øèå þìîðèñòû… Êðèê èç çàëà: - À ìîæíî ñåãîäíÿ áåç åâðååâ è ãîëóáûõ?! -  íîâîãîäíþþ íî÷ü âîçìîæíî âñå! Äàìû è ãîñïîäà, êîíöåðò îêîí÷åí! Âñòðå÷àþòñÿ äâà åâðåÿ: - Íó, êàê, Èçÿ, òû-òàêè óæå óñòðîèëñÿ íà ðàáîòó? - Äà, â îðêåñòð ðóññêèõ íàðîäíûõ èíñòðóìåíòîâ. - Íó, è øî, íåóæåëè òàì âñå ðóññêèå? - Êîíå÷íî, íåò! Ïðàâäà, åñòü îäèí — íî òû æå çíàåøü, îíè âåçäå ïðîëåçóò! Óìèðàåò ñòàðûé àëüòèñò. Åãî äî÷ü â ñëåçàõ íàêëîíÿåòñÿ ê íåìó è øåï÷åò: - Ïàïà, ïàïà… - Íåò, äî÷åíüêà, íå ïàïà, à óì-ïà-ïà, óì-ïà-ïà, óì-ïà-ïà… Ìàìà ãîâîðèò Âîâî÷êå: - Åñëè áóäåøü õîðîøî ó÷èòüñÿ, ìû ñ ïàïîé êóïèì òåáå âåëîñèïåä, à åñëè ïëîõî — ïèàíèíî. |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 05.04.2013 19:08 |
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New Wasjuki NORD STAGE 2 HA76, Korg microSTATION
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>- Åñëè áóäåøü õîðîøî ó÷èòüñÿ, ìû ñ ïàïîé êóïèì òåáå âåëîñèïåä, à åñëè ïëîõî — ïèàíèíî. à áóäåøü ãëóìèòüñÿ íàä ÿìàõîé - êóïèì òåáå ýëåêòðîãóñëè
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.04.2013 01:49 |
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Budapest (Hungary) ÐÑ3, K-Station, Squier Standard strat è ò.ä.
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... à áóäåøü íîðäû êðàñíîáðþõèå âîñïåâàòü - êóïèì òåáå êðàñíó øàïêóóóóóó .... 
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(ñêàç ïðî òî, êàê Áû÷êîâ ðåïåðòóàð ÷óæîé ñåáå ïðèïèñûâàë) http://forums.vkmonline.com/showthread.php?t=31098&p=429902&viewfull=1#post42990...ll=1#post429902oindex> |
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Òåìà: Re: off music humor
Âðåìÿ: 06.04.2013 06:16 |
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Keyboards 
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à áóäåøü äåðçèòü ôîðóì÷àíàì-ïîñàäèì íà êðàñíó øàïêóóóó
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