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Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 03:07 

Jazz Bass

>Àðñåíèé, ïîäè ñþäà, ïîáëèæå, âîò òàê âîò äà... Óøêî îòòîïûðü, àãà...
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>Òû çà êîãî íàñ äåðæèøü áëåòü!? :smile1:
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ïðîâåðêà ñâÿçè :tardlol:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 08:18 



Íîðä, îáûãðàé ëó÷øå òåìó ò¸òè è ïàçÿçÿ. Ïî ìåðå âçðîñëåíèÿ ãåðîÿ. Áóäåò ãðÿçíî, íî ìèëî. :)

Êîììåíòû îñèëèëà òîëüêî äî áàíêè ñ... ñîêîì (åñëè ÷òî)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 09:56 
âàëèäàòîð
òðåçâîñòè

...ýõ, õîðîøî-òî êàê...
ñîí àëêîãîëåãà êðàòîê è òðåâîæåí

>Íîðä, îáûãðàé ëó÷øå òåìó ò¸òè è ïàçÿçÿ. Ïî ìåðå âçðîñëåíèÿ ãåðîÿ. Áóäåò ãðÿçíî, íî ìèëî. :)
òû èìååøü ââèäó ýòî?! ïðÿì âîò... ÝÒÎ?!?!? :16: :da:
à êàê æå òåìà ïëàíêòîíà..? îíà òàê õîðîøà è àëëåãîðè÷íà... :1_8:

äðóãè ìîè!
äîñòèãíóòà öåëü æèçíè!
âïåðâûå îáñóæäåíèå ìîåãî ñêðîìíîãî òîïà âûøëî çà ðàìêè âòîðîé ñòðàíèöû, ýòî ïðèÿòíî :)
çà ýòî íàäî âûïèòü
âñ¸ ãàâíî áåñïëàòíî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 10:02 



>...ýõ, õîðîøî-òî êàê...
>ñîí àëêîãîëåãà êðàòîê è òðåâîæåí
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>òû èìååøü ââèäó :smile1:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 10:21 
âàëèäàòîð
òðåçâîñòè

âîò òàê íàäî áîðîòüñÿ

âñ¸ ãàâíî áåñïëàòíî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 10:25 



Áîðåö áëåòü. :sumo:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 10:33 
âàëèäàòîð
òðåçâîñòè

íà ïðàâèëüíî ðàçîãðåòóþ òîëñòóþ ñêîâîðîäêó íàëèâàåòñÿ íåìíîæêî ðàñòèòåëüíîãî ìàñëà
çàòåì íà íåå âûêëàäûâàåòñÿ ïàðà òîëñòûõ, íåáðåæíî îòõâà÷åííûõ êóñêà âàðåíîé êîëáàñêè
òóäà æå ïîäðåçàåòñÿ ðåï÷àòûé ëó÷îê
êîëáàñêà ïåðåâîðà÷èâàåòñÿ, è â òîò æå ìèã íà ñâîáîäíûå øêâàð÷àùèå ìåñòà ïàäàåò ïàðà-òðîéêà ÿèö
ñâåðõó íåìíîãî ñîëüöû, ÷åðíîãî ïåð÷èêà, çåëåíûé ëó÷îê...
íà îòäåëüíîé òàðåëêå ñëåãêà ïîäñàõàðåííàÿ, çàïðàâëåííàÿ ìàñëîì êâàøåíàÿ êàïóñêà...

âûïèâàåòñÿ îäíèì ãëîòêîì 50 ãðàìì áðåíäè...

îîî... îîî... êðó÷å òîëüêî çâåçäû...

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âñ¸ ãàâíî áåñïëàòíî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 10:51 
âàëèäàòîð
òðåçâîñòè

âîò è àíãåëüñêèé îáðàçîâàëñÿ, ñëàâà ãóãëó, âàøå çäîðîâüå! :)

I asked my aunt:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

My nose was snot
But I asked my aunt:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

Who said I can not
Pick one outlet in the stud, eh?

Arise, Plankton!
Beat in the teeth of whales rammed!
Pour into tides zeal!
Mechite their eggs!
She-e!

But my nose was snot ...

I asked my aunt:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

I've since grown up
But I asked my aunt:
-Pazyazya
-Pazyazya!

Who said I can not
Pick one outlet in the crowbar, eh?

Arise, Plankton!
Beat in the teeth of whales rammed!
Pour into tides zeal!
Mechite their eggs!
She-e!

You tysyachetonny!
No chance of rotten whale!
Pour into tides zeal!
Mechite their eggs!
She-e!

I sent my aunt!
Once grown
I sent my aunt
Mechite caviar!
I sent my aunt ...
âñ¸ ãàâíî áåñïëàòíî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ïåñíÿ ôàíàäà Ïëàíêòîíîâ (èçäàíèå âòîðîå, äîïîëíåííîå)
Âðåìÿ: 23.01.2011 11:37 
âàëèäàòîð
òðåçâîñòè

íî ïåðåâîä ñ àíãåëüñêîãî íà ðèäíó ìîâó ïðåâçîøåë âñå îæèäàíèÿ, âàøå çäîðîâüå! :)

ß çàïèòàâ áàáóñþ:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

̳é í³ñ áóâ ñîïë³
ß çàïèòàâ áàáóñþ:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

Õòî ñêàçàâ, ùî ÿ íå ìîæó
Âèáåð³òü îäèí âèõ³ä ó ñòðèæåíü, à?

Âñòàíü, ïëàíêòîí!
Óäàð â çóáè êèò³â ïðîòàðàíèëè!
Âëèéòå ó ïðèïëèâàõ çàâçÿòòÿ!
Ìi÷àéòå ñâî¿ ÿéöÿ!
Âîíà-å!

Àëå ì³é í³ñ áóâ ñîïë³ ...

ß çàïèòàâ áàáóñþ:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

ß ç òèõ ï³ð âèðîñ
ß çàïèòàâ áàáóñþ:
-Pazyazya!
-Pazyazya!

Õòî ñêàçàâ, ùî ÿ íå ìîæó
Âèáåð³òü îäèí âèõ³ä â ëîì, à?

Âñòàíü, ïëàíêòîí!
Óäàð â çóáè êèò³â ïðîòàðàíèëè!
Âëèéòå ó ïðèïëèâàõ çàâçÿòòÿ!
Ìi÷àéòå ñâî¿ ÿéöÿ!
Âîíà-å!

Âè tysyachetonny!
Íåìຠøàíñ³â ãíèëî¿ êèòà!
Âëèéòå ó ïðèïëèâàõ çàâçÿòòÿ!
Ìi÷àéòå ñâî¿ ÿéöÿ!
Âîíà-å!

ß ï³ñëàâ ñâîþ áàáóñþ!
ϳñëÿ âèðîñëà
ß ï³ñëàâ ñâîþ áàáóñþ!
Ìi÷àéòå zàðàz ³êðîþ!
ß ï³ñëàâ ñâîþ áàáóñþ ...
âñ¸ ãàâíî áåñïëàòíî
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!