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Äèñêóññèè

Çàäàòü íîâóþ òåìó

Óâàæàåìûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè! Ïî ìíîãî÷èñëåííûì ïðîñüáàì ìû ñîçäàëè òðè ðàçäåëà äëÿ ñâîáîäíîãî îáùåíèÿ ìåæäó ïîñåòèòåëÿìè íàøåãî ôîðóìà, ðàçäåëèâ èõ ïî èíòåðåñàì.
Òóñîâêà ìóçûêàíòîâ - ìóçûêàëüíûå, îêîëîìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû è òåìû âñòðå÷/ìåðîïðèÿòèé ìóçûêàíòîâ.
Äèñêóññèè - ñåðü¸çíûå, íî íåìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû.


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This is the dialog between the US President George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice right after Hu Jintao was elected the Leader of China.



George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I"m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
Íàñòîÿùåìó ïîýòó íàïëåâàòü íà ñâîå çäîðîâüå. Ïîýò äîëæåí æèòü ÷óâñòâàìè è ýìîöèÿìè, îí äîëæåí íàïèâàòüñÿ è â ãîðå, è â ðàäîñòè, íåñòè îêîëåñèöó, ïðèñòàâàòü ê æåíùèíàì, øåëüìîâàòü äðóçåé è ñîáðàòüåâ, à óòðîì îòïàèâàòüñÿ ÷àåì (ñ)
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Ìîñêâà
Çàìå÷àòåëüíî êàêàÿ ïðåëåñòüSpector ReBoop

> Hu.
:11:
Ïàðîëü îò ôëóäà â ìîåì ïðîôàéëå â ãðàôå i c q
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Áàíàëüíî, íî çàáàâíî :-)
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À êñòàòå îí Õó èëè ###.é. ïî êèòàéñêè ïðàâèëüíî?
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>À êñòàòå îí Õó èëè ###.é. ïî êèòàéñêè ïðàâèëüíî?


äà ïîøîë îí â jîïó! î_0
Íàñòîÿùåìó ïîýòó íàïëåâàòü íà ñâîå çäîðîâüå. Ïîýò äîëæåí æèòü ÷óâñòâàìè è ýìîöèÿìè, îí äîëæåí íàïèâàòüñÿ è â ãîðå, è â ðàäîñòè, íåñòè îêîëåñèöó, ïðèñòàâàòü ê æåíùèíàì, øåëüìîâàòü äðóçåé è ñîáðàòüåâ, à óòðîì îòïàèâàòüñÿ ÷àåì (ñ)
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Âðåìÿ: 06.04.2011 20:38 
Moscow
RGA Prestige

Òèïà äîöåíò òóïîé. :) Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë.
Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
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Ìàñòåð æåñòîêèõ èãð


Âàùå ðæàêà :lool:
Ó Ìàëüìñòèíà ñåêðåò àðïåäæèî â ðû÷àãå. Îí èì ñêîðîñòè ïåðåêëþ÷àåò.
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã
Fernandes, Fender

:tardlol: Àãîíü! :sm1:
Back in Black!
Ãîñïîäü íàñ óâàæàåò.
Êòî íå ñëóøàåò ìåòàë, òîìó áîã ìîçãîâ íå äàë!
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Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

>Ýòîò áîÿí, ïî-ìîåìó, åù¸ ñî âðåì¸í ïåðâîãî ñðîêà Áóøà

:agree:
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
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Âðåìÿ: 06.04.2011 22:16 
Moscow


Êòî ýòè ëþäè ? :4:
jimmie48
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Fretlessmind
Dr.ummer

Áîÿí, ïðè÷åì àööêèé, ýòî ïîøëî åù¸ ñ Who on first. Ïðî áåéñáîë.
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
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Dr.ummer

Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 00:24 
Moscow
RGA Prestige

Íà ýòó òåìó î÷åíü íðàâèëàñü "çàðèñîâêà" Áåíè Õèëà, êàê èíäóñ ïðèõîäèò â êèòàéñêèé ðåñòîðàí.
Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
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áèëåò
íà áàëåò

:psyan: îâûé õóìîð
Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü :svet:
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû :love:

Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time
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áèëåò
íà áàëåò

:psyan: îâûé õóìîð
Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü :svet:
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû :love:

Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 13:39 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë.

Åëèçàâåòà 11-ÿ! :dur_486:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

>Âûó÷èøü ÿçûê áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü
ÿ çíàþ :) îíè ãîâîðÿò +50% ñðàçó :) íî ìíå íðàâèòñÿ èãðàòü íà áàðàáàíàõ è âðåìÿ, êîòîðîå ó ìåíÿ îñòàåòñÿ ïîñëå ñåìüè è ðàáîòû, ÿ òðà÷ó íà áàðàáàíû. ýòî ïðèíöèïèàëüíàÿ ïîçèöèÿ, õîòÿ è ãëóïàÿ, êîíå÷íî :)
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

ÿíè### íå ïîíÿë :cry:
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Dr.ummer

Ïðèêîëüíî ãèäîì åçäèòü, îòäûõ äà è ïëþñ êàêîéòî çàðàáîòîê) :super:

Ïðàâäà ÿçûê íàäî íîðìàëüíî çíàòü è íå òîëüêî àíãëèéñêèé :vombat:
Pass the loser who only can talk
About what they're gonna do,
Don't you know that I walk?
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 15:50 



Ñåðãåé Þðè÷, ó÷è íàø ÿçûê
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 15:55 
Åêàòåðèíáóðã


>âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò.
Ó íàñ òàê: åñëè ïðåòåíäåíò íå çíàåò àíãëèéñêîãî, åãî íå ïðèìóò íà ðàáîòó.
– Õîòèòå, ÿ ñêàæó âàì ïðàâäó?
– Ñïàñèáî, ó ìåíÿ ñâîÿ.
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

Sir FlyingV , íå. íåòó ó ìåíÿ ñïîñîáíîñòåé ê âàøåìó ÿçûêó... ïîýòîìó áóäó âàñ ëþòî íåíàâèäåòü ëó÷øå :sla:
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:08 



Ñåðãåé Þðè÷, ýòî êóåòà âñ¸, ÷òîá íà ðàçãîâîðíî-ãàçåòíîì óðîâíå íîðìàëüíî îáùàòüñÿ ñïîñîáíîñòåé íå íàäî, à äëÿ õîðîøåé ðàáîòû ïðèãîäèòñÿ :idea2:
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:09 
Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

>à äëÿ õîðîøåé ðàáîòû ïðèãîäèòñÿ
íó íå çíàþ... ðàáîòàþ íà áóðæóåâ... ÿçûê îòêàçûâàþñü ó÷èòü ïðèíöèïèàëüíî :19: (îíè óæå è ïðåïîäîâ ìíå íàíèìàëè è ñàìè ïûòàëèñü). Ïóñòü ñàìè ðóññêèé ó÷àò, âî!
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:18 



Ýòî ïîäõîä ÷å÷åíñêîãî ïîäðîñòêà, êîòîðûé íå õî÷åò ôèçèêó â øêîëå ó÷èòü, äåëî íå â Ðîññèè ïðîòèâ áóðæóåâ, à â òîì ÷òî àíãëèéñêèé ýòî ìåæäóíàðîäíûé ÿçûê è íà í¸ì ìîæíî íàéòè èíôîðìàöèþ îáî âñ¸ì âîùå è îáùàòüñÿ ñî âñåìè âìåíÿåìûìè ëþäüìè ëþáîé îáëàñòè äåÿòåëüíîñòè. Ïðîñòî òàê òû ðàáîòàåøü ÍÀ áóðæóåâ, à çíàíèå àíãëèéñêîãî ïîçâîëèò ðàáîòàòü Ñ áóðæóÿìè, ÷óåøü ðàçíèöó?
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

>Ïðîñòî òàê òû ðàáîòàåøü ÍÀ áóðæóåâ, à çíàíèå àíãëèéñêîãî ïîçâîëèò ðàáîòàòü Ñ áóðæóÿìè, ÷óåøü ðàçíèöó?
ÿ íå õî÷ó ñíèìè ðàáîòàòü ))) îíè ìíå íå íðàâÿööà :sla:
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È âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò.
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À íà íèõ òîãäà çà÷åì ðàáîòàåøü? Ñ ÿçûêîì ìîæíî ðàáîòàòü ñ êåì òåáå íðàèöà, à íå ñ òåì, êîãî ìåíüøå áåñèò òâîÿ ìîíîÿçûêîñòü.
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

>È âîùå íàéäóò ïîòîì ñîòðóäíèêà âðîäå òåáÿ, íî ñ àíãëèéñêèì, à òåáÿ óâîëÿò. Êîíêóðåíöèÿ, ¸ïò.
ÿ íåáîþñü, èáî ïðîôåññèîíàë :bud:
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

>À íà íèõ òîãäà çà÷åì ðàáîòàåøü?
îíè ïëàòÿò :( à íàøè íåÄ :(
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 ÷¸ì, åñëè íå ñåêðåò?
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

> êîãî ìåíüøå áåñèò òâîÿ ìîíîÿçûêîñòü.
òå, êîãî ÷òî òî âî ìíå áåñèò, ïóñòü èäóò íàêóé, è â ñâîèõ àìñòåðäàìàõ èïóò äðóã äðóãà â .îïó, è òóäà æå çàñóíóò ñâîé ðîê-í-ðîëë (ïî÷òè öèòàòî) :sla:
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Ïî âåðñèè
Óòðà

> ÷¸ì, åñëè íå ñåêðåò?
òåáÿ âàëþòà èíòåðåñóåò?
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Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:35 
NN
SVD

>Òèïà äîöåíò òóïîé. Íî Áóø íà ñàìîì äåëå íå ìàëî îòìî÷èë.

Äîñòàòî÷íî õîòü ðàç óâèäåòü ýòó ôèçèîíîìèþ, äëÿ òîãî ÷òîáû íå óñîìíèòüñÿ â òîì, ÷òî ïîäîáíûé äèàëîã äåéñòâèòåëüíî ìîã ñîñòîÿòüñÿ. :)
ñèëà äóõà â íåéðîííîé öåïè ïðÿìî ïðîïîðöèîíàëüíà ðàññóäèòåëüíîñòè è îáðàòíà ïðîïîðöèîíàëüíà êðèêó
Îðãàíè÷íîñòü - Æåíà Òàëàíòà HN! CN! κῠνικοί
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:35 
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>> ÷¸ì, åñëè íå ñåêðåò?
>òåáÿ âàëþòà èíòåðåñóåò?
ñîððè.. òóïëþ. ÿ èíæåíåð-òåõíîëîã äåðåâîîáðàáàòûâàþùèõ è ìåáåëüíûõ ïðîèçâîäñòâ
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Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
Âðåìÿ: 07.04.2011 16:36 



Âûó÷èøü ÿçûê áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü. :deal: âîçìîæíî òû èõ óæå òàê äîñòàë óïðÿìñòâîì, ÷òî ïðÿì ùàñëèâû áóäóò áîëüøå ïëàòèòü.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Ñðåäîøíûé áîÿí÷èê äëÿ àíãëîÿçûêèõ. (Þìîðú) î_0
Âðåìÿ: 08.04.2011 13:56 
St.Petersburg


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"Â îáùåì, òåìà - êàë." (ñ) Crass
Æåëàþ âñåì òîëüêî äîáðà!=)
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