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Ôîðóì ãèòàðèñòîâ

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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã
Fernandes, Fender

Íàðûë â íåòå, ìíå ïîíðàâèëîñü. ;)

×èòàåì, è ïîðåäåëÿåì, ãèòàðèñò ëè Âû:
1)Âî âñ¸ì âñåãäà âèíîâàò áàðàáàíùèê
2)Ãèòàðèñò-ôðîíòìåí âñåãäà, êàêèì áû "ëàïî÷êîé" íå áûë âîêàëèñò.
3)Ãèòàðèñò íå ëàæàåò. Îí ýêñïåðåìåíòèðóåò ñ ãàììàìè.
4)Åñëè ãèòàðèñò ëàæàåò ñì. ïóíêò 1)
5)Âî âðåìÿ êîíöåðòà ãèòàðèñò èãðàåò ñâîé ìàòåðèàë è åìó ãëóáîêî ïîõ ÷òî "Âàñÿ õî÷åò Ìóðêó" à "Ìàñÿ Äèìó áèëàíà"
6)Óãèòàðèñòà !!ÂÑÅÃÄÀ!! îòñòðîåí èíñòðóìåíò(åñëè ýòî íå ïàíêãèòàðèñò).Ïîýòîìó åñëè ó òåáÿ ÷òî òî ñ óøàìè òî íå÷åãî âû¸áûâàòüñÿ êðèêàìè òèïà "íàñòðîé ãèòàðó".
7)Ãèòàðèñò íå ïü¸ò, ãèòàðèñò çàïðàâëÿåòñÿ.
8)Ãèòàðèñò íå ########### íà ñöåíå, ãèòàðèñò çàâîäèò òîëïó.
9)Ãèòàðèñòó ÀÁÑÎËÞÒÍÎ äî 3,14çäû,÷òî òû çàêîí÷èë 20 ìóçûêàëüíûõ øêîë,100 ó÷èëèù è 500 êîíñåðâàòîðèé è ÷òî òû "â òîì ìåñòå áû ñäåëàë âîò òàê".
10)Ãèòàðèñò íå çíàåò "Ãðàæäàíî÷êó","Ñåêòîð" è "Ãîðøêà".
11)Ïîäüåçäíèê è ãèòàðèñò ðàçíûå âåùè.
12)Ãèòàðèñò íå òóïîé, íà ýòî åñòü áàñèñò.
13)Ãèòàðèñò ðàñïèñûâàåòñÿ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî íà ñèñüêàõ.
14)Åñëè âûøå ïåðå÷èñëåííûå ôàêòû íå ïîäõîäÿò äëÿ âàñ âû íå ãèòàðèñò.
15)ñì. ïóíêò 1)
Back in Black!
Ãîñïîäü íàñ óâàæàåò.
Êòî íå ñëóøàåò ìåòàë, òîìó áîã ìîçãîâ íå äàë!
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çàáàíåí ê ÷åðòÿì ñâèíÿ÷èì
ïî âñåìó ôîðóìó

>3)Ãèòàðèñò íå ëàæàåò. Îí ýêñïåðåìåíòèðóåò ñ ãàììàìè.
:vo:


:18:
áåçíàêàçàííî ãîâîðèòü "÷òîá ÿ ñäîõ" ìîæíî òîëüêî 18 000 ðàç (ñ)
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Äîêîí÷èêîâ
Áîëãàðêà

áîÿí êàêáå:4:
:tease:
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Äåòñêèé ñàò
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S-Pb
Êåëüòñêàÿ Àðôà

>13)Ãèòàðèñò ðàñïèñûâàåòñÿ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî íà ñèñüêàõ.
:super:
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Russia
Evil Guitars

>13)Ãèòàðèñò ðàñïèñûâàåòñÿ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî íà ñèñüêàõ. :)
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Âîëîãäà-ãäà
Ãèòàðà, âîêàë

:14:
Fender Strat ST-57 --> Vox AC4TV
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Ñàíêò-Ïåòåðáóðã
Warmoth JDB

>3)Ãèòàðèñò íå ëàæàåò. Îí ýêñïåðÈìåíòèðóåò ñ ãàììàìè.

Heil Spellcheck!
Ãîëîâà -> ðóêè -> ãèòàðû -> îáðàáîòêà
âûëîæèë (ñâîå òâîð÷åñòâî íà ÌÔ-ïðèì.) - ïîëó÷è ñâîþ ïîðöèþ êàëà è áóäü ñòîåê è òâåðä (ñ) Ìèõàëû÷ú 40‰
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ñàðàòîâ
banhammer

äåööêûé áîÿí÷åã :shit: :moral:
êîò, êàòîðûé ïàòîì óìèð :7:
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Ìîñêâà - ÑÏá -TLN
American Deluxe Strat, American Tele, Vintage'52 Tele, Viper B

áîÿí :7:
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Ìîñêâà
EC-1000

ñåì :)
:pink_jump:
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>Heil Spellcheck!

Hail Spellcheck! ëèáî, â äîé÷å, Heil Rechtschreibprüfung :moral:

:sm11:
42 - The Sense of Life, the Universe and Everything
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>ñåì

ñåìêè? :gop:
42 - The Sense of Life, the Universe and Everything
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Ìîñêâà
Fuzz Faces

áîÿíèùùå àøæóòü
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♠ 1212 ♠


:gop2:
íó ÷î íà êîðòàíû ïðèñÿäåì äà?
Êîìàíäîâàòü êëèòîðîì áóäó ÿ :radio:
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Ìîñêâà
Gibson SG Std

:gop2:
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ñàðàòîâ
banhammer

÷åíàõ ó êîãî ìîáèëû ñ êàìåðîé åñòü ïîçâîíèòü? :gop2:
êîò, êàòîðûé ïàòîì óìèð :7:
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Êðàñíîäàð
Ãèòàðà, ýëåêòðîãèòàðà.

:vesel:
I know nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know it's everybody's sin
You got to lose to know how to win (ñ) ♫Aerosmith♫
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✯ BLACK ✯
 STRAT'S

:Smiley19:
No Pain, More Gain
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Ìîñêâà
Fender Strat

Áîÿí è :shit:
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Îäèíöîâî


×èòàë âïåðâûé ðàç-óëûáíóëî=) Îñîáåííî ïóíêòû 1,3,4,15 :)
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Óðàë, è íååï¸ò!

òå, êòî íàïèñàëè "êàâíî", î÷åâèäíî îñîçíàëè ÷òî ýòî ïðî íèõ... è îáîçëèëèñü :idea2:
-Âîçüìèòå ìåíÿ ñ ñîáîé â Àä, óáëþäêè!
(ñ)Ãðóïïå Hate, íà îäíîì èç êîíöåðòîâ, îäèí èç ôàíàòîâ.
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Ìîñêâà


:cranky:
Öèêëþþ ïàðêåò. Íåäîðîãî. Ïðàâäà, õðåíîâî..
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Carvin CT6M,
Ibanez JEM77, Jackson Soloist,

>òå, êòî íàïèñàëè "êàâíî", î÷åâèäíî îñîçíàëè ÷òî ýòî ïðî íèõ... è îáîçëèëèñü

:7: Íåò ñëîâ, îäíè ñëþíè...
Íåò ïëîõèõ èíñòðóìåíòîâ, åñòü ïàðíè - ñ ðóêàìè èç æîïû!
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Ìîñêâà
Fender strat U.S.A. Greco LP standart 77

çàáàâíî) :)
Charly says always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere
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Þêðåéí


òîê íà ñèñüêàõ :lool: :guitarit: :guitarit:
Ðó÷êà ãðîìêîñòè íà ãèòàðå äàåò âàì áåñêîíå÷íîå êîëè÷åñòâî êàíàëîâ êîìáèêà (ñ) Ãàòðè Ãîâàí
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Yamaha

íåäàâíî â àñüêå êòî-òî ïîäîáíîå ïðèñëàë
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✯ BLACK ✯
 STRAT'S

:boyan:
No Pain, More Gain
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Kurzweil, Korg, Epiphone, Burny, Fender

ðåäêîñòíûé ñåìü
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ìîñêâà
âîñåìüñòðóí

à ÿ ýòî â êîòàêò ê ñåáå íà ñòðàíèöó ñåé÷àñ çàáàöàþ :7:
õóêîð
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Ìèíñê


óëûáíóëî
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áåëîêàìåííàÿ
Òîêàèãðåê ïðåññ 80

ýòî ïîõîæå íà äðîáîòåíêî â àíøëàãå à ïîòîìó ÷èñòåéøåå :7:
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À÷î... Ìèëî) Âèäèìî, ÿ ñàìîêðèòè÷íûé ãèòàðèñò
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Óëûáíóëî
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!