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Òåìà: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 13:58 |
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Ïîñëå òîãî êàê ìíå ïðèøëà â ãîëîâó ñúåñòü ãèòàðó íî÷üþ ïðèñíèëñÿ ñòðàííûé ñîí ñ ðàçâèòèåì ýòîé èäåè. Íóæíî ñäåëàòü ìàòåðèàë - òâåðäûé. Òèïà êàê ó êîòîâ åñòü ñóõîé êîðì - òàì êîìî÷êè, êîòîðûå âðîäå êàê ñ ìÿñîì è ïðî÷åé õðåíüþ. Íàäî ñäåëàòü ïîäîáíîå äëÿ ÷åëîâåêà. Íî òîëüêî íå ìàëåíüêèå êîìî÷êè - à áîëüøèå áëîêè ðàçìåðîì ñ äîñêè. Èç íèõ ìîæíî ñäåëàòü ãèòàðó, èñïîëüçîâàâ òâåðäûé êîðì âìåñòî äåðåâà. Ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå çâóê êàêîé áóäåò ìÿñíîé â ïðÿìîì ñìûñëå. À ïîòîì íà êîíöåðòå âìåñòî òîãî ÷òîáû ðàçáèâàòü è ñæèãàòü ãèòàðû - èõ ìîæíî ñúåäàòü. Âîò êðóòîòåíü. Èëè äîïóñòèì îòëàìûâàòü îò ãèòàðû êóñî÷êè è êèäàòü â çàë ôàíàòàì, à îíè áû ïîä ïèâî ýòî äåëî åëè. Ïðîèçâîäèòåëè áóäóò ñ÷àñòëèâû - âåäü ÷åëîâåêó ïîíàäîáèòüñÿ ìîðå ãèòàð ðåãóëÿðíî. Ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå òîãäà êàêîå çíà÷åíèå îáðåòåò ôðàçà "ðàçëèòü ïèâî íà ãèòàðó"? Äà åå ìîæíî áóäåò êåò÷óïîì è ìàéîíåçîì, ìîæíî áóäåò ñ îãóð÷èêîì. Ìîæíî áóäåò óõîäèòü â ïîõîäû èëè â àðìèþ ñ ãèòàðîé è òàì ñúåäàòü ñ ãîëîäóõè. À êàêèå êëèïû ìîæíî ñíèìàòü - òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ îáëèçûâàþò è ïîòèõîíüêó îòêóñûâàþò òâîþ ãèòàðó. Êðóòü âåäü. Ãèòàðû òîãäà áóäóò ïðîäàâàòüñÿ íà êàæäîì óãëó - â ïðîäîâîëüñòâåííîì ìàãàçèíå. |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:02 |
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Bite my shiny metal A$$ 
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ãäå ññûëêà íà äèñòîðøíðó? 
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Shiftuya shit
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:03 |
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Go Ahead! Drink with the Living Dead! 
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"Îñòàïà íåñëî..." 
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Ñòàðûå ìîñòû ìîãóò åùå ïðèãîäèòüñÿ. Ëó÷øå ñæå÷ü ñòàðûå ãðàáëè.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:05 |
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Ìîñêâà SD Custom Guitar 
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>òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ â æîïó íåãðèòÿíîê 
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Ýòî ñåé÷àñ âñå ïî íàðîøêè. À ðàíüøå. Êàê æèëè òàê è èãðàëè.
http://vk.com/ivandeus http://www.youtube.com/c/Deussoftwebru |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:07 |
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Ìîñêâà Fender Telecaster, Phantom XII deluxe, Korg micro x, Jazz Bass
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Spacemen Live Forever
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:08 |
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LED hunter behind heads 
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>Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó À ÷òî-òî â ýòîì åñòü 
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- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:09 |
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áèëåò íà áàëåò 
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 ïëàâàëè - çíàåì |
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Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü
 ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû  Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:14 |
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èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû.. | |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:18 |
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Go Ahead! Drink with the Living Dead!
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>>òû ðóáèøü íà ãèòàðå - à äâå ñåêñàïèëüíûå íåãðèòÿíî÷êè ñòîÿ íà êîëåíÿõ >â æîïó íåãðèòÿíîê Ìñüå çíàåò òîëê â èçâðàùåíèÿõ 
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Ñòàðûå ìîñòû ìîãóò åùå ïðèãîäèòüñÿ. Ëó÷øå ñæå÷ü ñòàðûå ãðàáëè.
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:19 |
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Äåðåâÿííûå ëîæêè 
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>èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû.. ìÿñî ìîæíî áóäåò íàðåçàòü â áóêâàëüíîì ñìûñëå |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:23 |
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LED hunter behind heads
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>èíòåðåñíî òîãäà ïîñëóøàòü ÷åì áû îòëè÷àëèñü ïî çâóêó ãðèôû èç ðûáû è êóðèöû íàïðèìåð... èëè êîðïóñ èç ãîâÿäèíû ñ òîïîì èç ñâèíèíû.. Êèòàéöû íàâåðíîå óæå äåëàþò )) Ïàëüòî, âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå, äåëàëè èç ãîâÿäèíû óæå ïàðó ëåò íàçàä )) |
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- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:32 |
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Äàâàéäîñâèäàíèÿ ïðîïèñüêà ìîÿ 
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Îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ. Ïîë êèëî Ãèáñîíà ËÏ è ãðàìì 700 ôåíäåðà òåëåêàñòåðà ïîæàéëóñòà 
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ß íå Îëåã è íå Ñòåïàí
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:37 |
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Ìîñêâà
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È êàêàòü ñåïòàêêîðäàìè íåäåëþ ïîñëå ýòîãî.... Ñåðûé, äåäóøêà Ôðåéä ïðî òåáÿ âñ¸ çíàë äî òâîåãî ðîæäåíèÿ   
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 14:45 |
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Ìîñêâà SD Custom Guitar
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>è íàðóëèòü âêóñíûé çâóê! æûðíûé ñî øêâàðêàìè |
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Ýòî ñåé÷àñ âñå ïî íàðîøêè. À ðàíüøå. Êàê æèëè òàê è èãðàëè.
http://vk.com/ivandeus http://www.youtube.com/c/Deussoftwebru |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:01 |
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LED hunter behind heads
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"- ìíå ãðèô îò òåëåêàñòåðà, êîëó è áîëüøóþ êàðòîøêó" | |
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- How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
- Practice, practice, practice. |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:12 |
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Ìîñêâà ãèòàðà 
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äëÿ âåãàí-õàðäêîðùèêîâ - ãèòàðíîå îâîùíîå àññîðòè ñ ñòðóíàìè èç êîðåøêîâ 
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:30 |
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Ìîñêâà Ñòðàòû è áóñòåðà 
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 15:40 |
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íî îò òàêèõ ãèòàðîê, ÿ áû íå îòêàçàëñÿ! 
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:37 |
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Áàðíàóë Fender Am Deluxe Strat 
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òåìà àãîíü 
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Guitar players are always doing shit with feedback. They love it, everyone else hates it. (c) Ray Manzarek
The Les Paul is a beautiful guitar but it’s heavy as shit! (c) Joan Jett |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:47 |
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êóé,ðóêè è òîïîð 
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áåëî÷åê ëîâèøü? 
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Ãèòàðû âûøå 1-ãî êèëîáàêñà êàë è êèòàé.
o jaja das shpilen maine overdriven kanale |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 16:48 |
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Ñîëíöåâî
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>äëÿ âåãàí-õàðäêîðùèêîâ - ãèòàðíîå îâîùíîå àññîðòè ñ ñòðóíàìè èç êîðåøêîâ
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:00 |
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à íà êèòàéñêèõ âìåñòî êîðïóñ, âìåñòî îòáîðíîé ãîâÿäèíû áóäåò èç ñîáà÷àòèíû, à íà ãðèôå ïðåññîâàíàÿ êóðèíàÿ øêóðà
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:07 |
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Ìîñêâà Offline 
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ìíå æåíà âîò òàêóþ ïîäàðèëà êàê-òî: 
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Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:09 |
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áèëåò íà áàëåò
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ãèòàðà ÌÀéåðà
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Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:11 |
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áèëåò íà áàëåò
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çâó÷êè êàñòîì èç 5òè ñåðäå÷íèêîâ 
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Rock-n-Roll ýòî æìóðü
ß òâîðþ íåìîòèâèðîâàííûå àêòû êðàñîòû Õåíäðèêñ ñäîõ à Êèðêîðîâ æèâ. Ïåë Ïðåñëè ñòîíàë Ëåïñ.. È Êîáåéí â õîõëîìå. Òàêèå âîò òâîð÷åñêèå âå÷åðà â Ïèòåðå.  êâàðòèðå ñ Âèäîì íà Êàçàíñêèé. (ñ) Time |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:13 |
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Çàìêàäüå MJT Jazzmaster, MJT Stratocaster, DSI OB-6 
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>ìíå æåíà âîò òàêóþ ïîäàðèëà êàê-òî: Äðÿìñû çà òàêóþ æåíó
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https://www.youtube.com/deniki4 Îáçîðû
"Áåç êîìïðåññîðà ïðîïàäàåò äèíàìèêà èãðû" © Nurnika "ïðîñòî ðîâíîñòü -ýòî ïðîñòî ðîâíîñòü. çàñòàâèòü çâó÷àòü ýòó ðîâíîñòü. åñëè îíà íóæíà . òóò íàäî ñòàðàòüñÿ." © time |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:20 |
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Ìîñêâà Offline
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deniki4 ,
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Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:30 |
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Bite my shiny metal A$$
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>Ïàëüòî, âî âñÿêîì ñëó÷àå, äåëàëè èç ãîâÿäèíû óæå ïàðó ëåò íàçàä )) >http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/2365688/post1247 90547/ k.a.s. ,
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Shiftuya shit
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:42 |
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Ìîñêâà Strat, ASAT, SG, Takamine 
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k.a.s. , ñâîèì ïîëóïàëüòî ãîâÿæüèì óáèë íàõðåí)))) | |
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Strat, ASAT, SG->Budda-> Cmatmods Signa Comp-> Zendrive->OCD->Fulltone '70 -> MXR Phase 90-> T-Rex Tremster-> RC Booster-> Strymon Brigadier-> Strymon Blue Sky// TS-808->BJFe Folk Fuzz->Wampler Plexi Drive-> Ibanez Flanger->EHX Pulsar->Malekko 616
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 17:50 |
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The Fuzz 
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Cïåöèàëüíî äëÿ Òûíêó
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The RAT.The last fuzz you will ever need!
No amount of talk on a forum will give you as much information as 10 seconds plugged in. |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:12 |
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êàê ýòî âîîáùå ìîæíî áûëî âûðåçàòü? ýòî ôòîæîï) | |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:28 |
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The Fuzz
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Çëåìåíòàðíî ñ çàìîðîæåííîãî êóñêà | |
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The RAT.The last fuzz you will ever need!
No amount of talk on a forum will give you as much information as 10 seconds plugged in. |
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:35 |
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Soloist/Kelly 
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Íó è ìûñëè ó âàñ. 
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Áîðîòüñÿ è èñêàòü, íàéòè è íå ñäàâàòüñÿ
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:37 |
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woodS Gibson ♫ 
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Plexi , ýòî 3ä ñòóäèî
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Òåìà: Re: Ñîæðàòü ãèòàðó
Âðåìÿ: 03.04.2012 18:52 |
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Ìîñêâà Fuzz Faces 
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ãèòàðà èç áîëüøîãî ñóõàðÿ
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