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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 14:30 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

http://libo.ru/lenta_nichtlustig/
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 15:01 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

çà##### äèçàéíû ïîøëè:
íà ôîíå ãëþ÷íàÿ ñïèðàëü, à ïî öåíòðó êîðîâà ñìîòðÿùàÿ íàêóðåííûì âçãëÿäîì

ïðî âòîðîé âàùå ìîë÷ó...
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 16:15 
Ãàëàêòåêî
×î÷î Óïÿ÷êà Èäèîò

http://shelban.livejournal.com/
Càéò äëÿ ìóçûêàíòîâ http://muzcontact.ru
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 16:54 
Ìîñêâà
ìíîãîðóêèé

http://www.inlove.kz/fun/happyeaster/

éîîîîî
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 17:05 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

îõ Ñåð¸íüêà, ïàðà á òå èíñòðóìåíò îäèí îñâîèòü
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 22:53 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6yXEemNt8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fanub%2Eru%2F12%2E04%2E2007%2Fkaraoke%5Fblek%5Fmetal%2F
ìåòàë êàðàîêå ìîæ áîÿí íî êðóòî
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 23:32 

À-òÿ-òÿ-òÿ...

êðóòîòåíü
... òîëüêî ÿ è ìàøèíà, ÷èñòîå òâîð÷åñòâî.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 13.04.2007 23:49 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBPM0xtYH0&mode=related&search=
As i lay Dying ïàöòóëîì íàõ
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 14.04.2007 00:39 



óëûáíóëî

"Âðîäå, ñ âèäó òàêîé êðóòîé, à äåâ÷îíêè âñ¸ âðåìÿ ðàçíûå... íàâåðíîå, óäåðæàòü íèêîãî íå ìîæåò" (ñ)
"Åñëè Âû ñáèâàåòåñü ñ ðèòìà íà ïåðåõîäå - íå ïàðüòåñü, íå ïûòàéòåñü îòòî÷èòü, ó âàñ âñ¸ ðàâíî íè÷åãî íå âûéäåò" (ñ)
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Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 14.04.2007 02:09 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2PzagXsD0Y
))))
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 15.04.2007 15:55 
.ιllιlι.ι


http://humor-fm.narod.ru/prirol/psd/index_psd.htm
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 15.04.2007 16:47 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

http://valkorn.livejournal.com/413672.html
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 15.04.2007 22:51 



íà áàøîðãå ïðî÷ëà
N1ckeL: Ñ ñàéòà ìóçòîðãà: "ÌóçÒîðã ïðåäñòàâëÿåò: àíàëîãîâûå ñèíòåçàòîðû, íå èìåþùèå àíàëîãîâ!"
N1ckeL: Àãà, è öèôðîâûå íå èìåþùèå öèôðîâ =)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 15.04.2007 23:03 

Ìîðèñàéä

http://www.liveinternet.ru/users/pr_agent/post36466952/
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 13:22 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

òîò æå ÷åë âñ¸ îòæèãàåò:


Tony (13:09:46 16/04/2007)
ñëûø, à ó òÿ â ãëàçàõ òàêèå "÷åðâÿ÷êè" ïëàâàþò? :-(
extraterrestrial D (13:09:56 16/04/2007)
֔??
Tony (13:10:33 16/04/2007)
ïðîçðà÷íûå "÷åðâÿ÷êè" â ãëàçàõ, åñòü ó âñåõ
extraterrestrial D (13:10:51 16/04/2007)
à, íó çíàþ òàêîå, ýòî áàêòåðèè
Tony (13:11:08 16/04/2007)
:-|òû øî, êàêèå åùå áàêòåðèè
Tony (13:11:18 16/04/2007)
íó òû ñêàçàë :-D
extraterrestrial D (13:11:37 16/04/2007)
֔
extraterrestrial D (13:11:39 16/04/2007)
à ÷î
Tony (13:12:22 16/04/2007)
íå áàêòåðèè ýòî, îíè òîãäà, ïîëó÷àåòñÿ, ðàçìåðîì ñî ñëîíà ïî ñð. ñ îáû÷íûìè:-D
Tony (13:12:35 16/04/2007)
à âîò ÷òî ýòî, íå çíàþ
Tony (13:12:48 16/04/2007)
ÿ âîò õîòåë ñïðîñèòü, îíè ìåøàþò?
Tony (13:13:53 16/04/2007)
àëåàëå
Tony (13:14:17 16/04/2007)
Àëå, Ðàêîâêà!
extraterrestrial D (13:14:26 16/04/2007)
ýòî áàêòåðèè,
íåìåøàþò
ïðîñòî íà ñâåòó íàïðèìåð èëè åñëè íà ãëàçà íàäàâèòü, òî ýòî êàêòî óñèëèâàåòñÿ è òû âèäèøü
Tony (13:14:51 16/04/2007)
äà íå áàêòåðèè, å-ìîå:-|
Tony (13:14:53 16/04/2007)
äåëî â òîì, ÿ êàê íà÷àë ðàáîòàòü, àæ ðàçà â äâà áîëüøå ñòàëî, äàæå ìåøàþò :-(
extraterrestrial D (13:15:09 16/04/2007)
òû íîðêîìàí øòîëå ñöóêî?
Tony (13:15:24 16/04/2007)
:-|òû íîðêîìàí øòîëå ñöóêî?
extraterrestrial D (13:15:36 16/04/2007)
:-|
Tony (13:15:46 16/04/2007)
:-|òû
Tony (13:15:52 16/04/2007)
:-|íîðêîìàí
Tony (13:15:56 16/04/2007)
:-|øòîëå
Tony (13:15:58 16/04/2007)
:-|ñöóêî
Tony (13:16:24 16/04/2007)
:-|ñöóêî
Tony (13:16:26 16/04/2007)
:-|øòîëå
Tony (13:16:29 16/04/2007)
:-|íîðêîìàí
Tony (13:16:32 16/04/2007)
:-|òû
extraterrestrial D (13:16:32 16/04/2007)
:-| :-|

:-|
:-|
:-| :-|
:-|
Tony (13:16:57 16/04/2007)
:-D :-D

:-D
:-D
:-D :-D
:-D
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 13:35 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

ïðîäîëæàåì íîðêîìàíèòü:


extraterrestrial D (13:26:33 16/04/2007)
åñòü ïàëî÷êè è êîëáî÷êè, êîòîðûå ïåðåäàþò öâåò, âîçìîæíî ýòî îíè


Tony (13:28:10 16/04/2007)
֔???

extraterrestrial D (13:28:41 16/04/2007)
òû ÷òî íå çíàë?

Tony (13:29:45 16/04/2007)
à, òû ïðî ãëàçà... ÿ íå âðóáèëñÿ

extraterrestrial D (13:29:59 16/04/2007)
äà, íàäàâè íà íèõ ïîñèëüíåé

extraterrestrial D (13:30:11 16/04/2007)
òàì íå òîëüêî ÷åðâÿ÷êîâ óâèäèøü

Tony (13:30:42 16/04/2007)
íåò-íå ìîæåò áûòü - êîëáî÷êè è ïàëî÷êè âîîáùå-òî ïðèëåïëåíû íàìåðòâî ê ñåò÷àòêå - îíè íå ïëàâàþò

Tony (13:31:22 16/04/2007)
à ïëàâàþò ÷åðâÿ÷êè ñêîðåå âñåãî â ãëàçíîé æèäêîñòè

extraterrestrial D (13:31:53 16/04/2007)
â ñîáñòâåííîì ñîêó####... òû ïðåäñòàâëÿåøü, îíèæ òàì ññóò è ñðóò... à òû ìîðãàåøü

Tony (13:35:09 16/04/2007)
â÷åðàñü áûë ó çóáîäðîáèòåëÿ - òðè ïëîìáèðà íà çóáüÿ íàëåïèë

extraterrestrial D (13:35:24 16/04/2007)
à êàê æå ãëàçà?!?!

extraterrestrial D (13:35:48 16/04/2007)
íàäàâèë óæå?

Tony (13:35:58 16/04/2007)
ìëèí, íó ùàñ...






à âû ãîâîðèòå ñ òðàâîé òðàáëû...
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 13:47 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

Tony (13:36:35 16/04/2007)
íîðêîìàíñêèå ãëþ÷êè ïîëåçëè
extraterrestrial D (13:36:44 16/04/2007)
ïëîõî íàäàâèë
extraterrestrial D (13:36:47 16/04/2007)
æìè ñèëüíåå
Tony (13:37:14 16/04/2007)
àãà, ùàñ, âûäàâèòü, äà? àáàéäåøüñÿ

ðæíìã extraterrestrial D (13:43:39 16/04/2007)
ýòæ âàùå ïèïåååö
Tony (13:43:53 16/04/2007)
à ÷î òû óâèäåë?
extraterrestrial D (13:45:50 16/04/2007)
ÿ óâèäåë â ãåðìàíèè èç êîñìîñà ñî ñïóòíèêà ïðè ïîìîùè ëàçåðíîé óêàçêè ñèíåãî äåäà ìîðîçà â àëÿñêå, áåãóùåãî îò ïàëüìû ñ áåãåìîòàìè
Tony (13:46:01 16/04/2007)
:-|
Tony (13:46:12 16/04/2007)
íîðêîìàí øòîëå?

extraterrestrial D (13:47:02 16/04/2007)
àãà
Tony (13:47:11 16/04/2007)
ñêîêà øïðèöåâ óñïåë íàêîëîòü?
extraterrestrial D (13:47:20 16/04/2007)
äåñÿòîê, è âñå â æîïó
Tony (13:47:26 16/04/2007)
:-!
extraterrestrial D (13:48:05 16/04/2007)
ÿ áðàòü ñâîé áàëüøîé âàëàñàòûé ðóæüå è èòäòè óáèâàòü. êðîâü ñîïëè òàòàòà






:lool: ïîðîõ
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 21:16 



ïðèâåò
çäàðîâà
çäàðîâà
êàê æèçíü?
íîðìàëüíî
íîðìàëüíî
à âû âñåãäà ñèíõðîííî îòâå÷àåòå?
íåò
íåò
áëèí
áëèí


2: 50620 [ + 7054 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-10-07 07:45:34
à ÷î ó òÿ ñ íîãàìè?
áåãàë
ìíîãî áåãàë
ïîòîì ñåêñ
ìíîãî ñåêñà
âîò è ðåçóëüòàò
<Ìèëà> çíà÷èò äîãíàëè

3: 2079 [ + 6415 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-10-03 09:26:30
Áë*_íàðîä_êàê_ïðîáåë_ïðàèëüíî_âïèõíóòü?:)
âûòàùèë_ïî÷èòèòü_áëèí
<@ghoul_away> õûõû
<@ghoul_away> ìîãó ñôîòêàòü
äà ëàíî
õðåí ñ íåé
ÿ óñèê îòëîìàë
íåò
äâà
<@ghoul_away> áë*òü
óæî ðåøèë ïðîáëåìó :)
<@ghoul_away> ÿ_åãî_òîæå_âûòàùèë

4: 2191 [ + 6415 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-10-06 10:28:40
<@ghoul> ìû ïîïàëè íà áàø îðã :-)
äà ÿ âîò â÷åðà è âèäåë
ñ ïðîáåëàìè
ãëàâíîå ñíà÷àë ïðî÷åë, äóìàþ âî äâà äèáèëà, ïîòîì íèêè ïîñìîòðåë :-)))))))

5: 46031 [ + 6009 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-03-15 15:46:20
Ýãå-ãåé, íàðîä!!!
<_eGe_> ß ÍÅ ÃÅÉ ÒÛ####ËÎ!!!

6: 29750 [ + 5966 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-07-21 04:21:02
<< TuborG >> ÿ ïîíè
<< FIM >> îáîñíóéòå

7: 104726 [ + 5544 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-09 01:10:53
DreamMaker: Äà..êîíå÷íî ëåêöèÿ ïî ôèçèêå ó íàøåãî ïðåïîäà äîâîëüíî óâëåêàòåëüíîå è ñåðüåçíîå ìåðîïðèÿòèå.....Íî êîãäà ïåðåä òîáîé íà ïàðòå êðàñóåòñÿ íàäïèñü : "ÉÀ ÊÐÈÂÅÒÊÎ!"......

8: 12782 [ + 5416 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-02-28 17:01:20
designer wrote:
ñåé÷àñ ñäåëàåì
gs wrote:
àãà, ïðèñûëàéòå òîãäà
designer wrote:
ìîæåò ïåðåéäåì íà "ÒÛ", à òî êàê-òî äèñêîìôîðòíî
gs wrote:
äà çàïðîñòî )
designer wrote:
ñóïåð
designer wrote:
òû êîíèíà ####ñêàÿ
designer wrote:
óïñ
designer wrote:
ñîððè
designer wrote:
îêîøå÷êîì îøèáñÿ
designer wrote:
÷åñòíî íå òåáå
gs wrote:
ÿ ïîäóìàë ýòî ñòðåìèòåëüíîå ïðîäîëæåíèå ïåðåõîäà ñ âû íà òû ))
designer wrote:
âòîðîé ðàç â æèçíè òàê ïîïàäàþ
gs wrote:
äà ëàäíî, íè÷î ))
designer wrote:
ó íàñ ñ êîëëåãîé äåëîâîå îáùåíèå
designer wrote:
îí íå óñïåâàåò ïî ñðîêàì
gs wrote:
äîãàäûâàþñü ))


9: 42 [ + 5282 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-03-15 15:46:18
-- Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ýòî êàíàë îá àíèìå? -- Äà. -- Êàê ìíå ïðîïàò÷èòü KDE2 ïîä FreeBSD?

10: 17165 [ + 5099 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-04-06 08:17:23
<Ñîëíûøêèí> Íàñòåíüêà: Âû ñàìî ñîâåðøåíñòâî, Âû íå ìíîãîñëîâíû, è ïðè ýòîì óìíû.
<Ñîëíûøêèí> Íàñòåíüêà: Èìåííî ýòî è ïðèòÿãèâàåò ìåíÿ ê Âàì.
<Íàñòåíüêà> ÉÀ ËÞÜËÞ ÉÁÀÖÎ!!

11: 2671 [ + 5046 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-10-18 10:33:59
ìíå íðàâÿòñÿ ëîçóíãè òèïà "ðîê ïðîòèâ íàðêîòèêîâ"
è "ïàíê ïðîòèâ âîäêè"
íó òàì "ñêèíû ïðîòèâ ðàñèçìà"
è åùå "ãîòû ïðîòèâ ñóèöèäà"
à òàêæå "ñàòàíèçì ïðîòèâ ëþöèôåðà"
íó è, êîíå÷íî, "ÊÀÌ ïðîòèâ êåôèðà"
[â óãîäó êîëåíó] "àíèìåøíèêè ïðîòèâ KDE2 ïîä FreeBSD"

12: 57194 [ + 5045 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-10-24 11:15:34
Òàíÿ
à äàâàé çàéìåìñÿ ñåêñîì, íî òîëüêî ïî àñå?

Kenrom
êàýø.. òîêà áåç ïðåëþäèé...

Òàíÿ
îê. ÿ ñíèìàþ ñ ñåáÿ òðóñèêè... îíè âëàæíûå è ïàõíóò ìíîé.....

Kenrom
ÿ êîí÷èë è çàêóðèë.

13: 8704 [ + 4799 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-01-23 09:55:34
<Îëåã> ÅÑËÈ ÂÛ ÍÅ ÏÎÍßËÈ ÒÎ ÌÎÉ ÌÓÆ ÍÅ######

14: 6011 [ + 4612 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-12-22 06:32:05
ya_frosia: Ñâÿçêà ëîìîâ, êàê ïðàâèëî, òîíåò.
alexei: ya_frosia: Íî â ðòóòè ïðåêðàñíî ïëàâàåò.
zoogenic: alexei: Íî åñëè ëîìû óðàíîâûå, òî è âî ðòóòè òîíóò.
alexei: zoogenic: ñàì òîïè óðàíîâûå ëîìû â ðòóòè.

15: 39232 [ + 4346 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-08-04 23:56:46
b0t!nkAa (02:44 PM) :
íå èìåé ïðèâû÷êó îòâå÷àòü ñïóñòÿ 4 ÷àñà =\\
Krechet (07:40 PM) :
÷òî?

16: 62207 [ + 4334 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-11-17 08:23:37
- À ïàðîëü êàêîé?
- Áåç ïàðîëÿ
- Íå ïóñêàåò...
- "Áåç" ñ áîëüøîé áóêâû

17: 40127 [ + 4282 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-08-08 15:55:04
îäèí ìîé äðóã ðåøèë êóïèòü ïàêåòèê ñîêà "ß" ñ àïåëüñèíîâûì âêóñîì â ïàëàòêå. ïîäõîäèò ê ïàëàòêå è ãîâîðèò:
- ß ìàëåíüêèé àïåëüñèí!
èç îêîøêà ïîñëûøàëîñü "î÷åíü ïðèÿòíî" è äèêèé õîõîò.


18: 18482 [ + 4151 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-04-12 08:20:30
Ñîñåäè ñäàëè êâàðòèðó ìîëîäîìó ÷åëîâåêó ñ æàðêîãî þãà ïî èìåíè Êàðåí. Êàðåíó ñ ðîäèíû ðåãóëÿðíî âèäèìî ïðèõîäèò êàêàÿ-òî ôàíòàñòè÷åñêàÿ äóðü, îí åå êóðèò. ïî íàêóðêå Êàðåí íà÷èíàåò ÷èòàòü. Íî èç êíèã â òîé êâàðòèðå òîëüêî ìàêñâåëëîâñêèé ó÷åáíèê "àòîìíàÿ ôèçèêà äëÿ ëþáîçíàòåëüíûõ". Íåò, ÿ è ñàì åãî ÷èòàë ëåò â 12. Íî íå â ÷àñ íî÷è, âñëóõ ïî ðîëÿì ñ òàäæèêñêèì àêöåíòîì!
Ñèäèøü íî÷üþ çà íîóòîì, à èç-çà ñòåíû äîíîñèòñÿ: "Ïàíèìàøü, äîëãîå âðåìÿ ïèðèðîäà èëèêòðîíà-ìàãíèòíàâà ïîëÿ îñòàâàëàñü òàéíîé äëÿ ó÷åíûõ, äóðàêè æå âñå òàì â ýòîé àìåðèêå. íî ïîòîì îíè îáíàðóæèëè####, ÷òî ïîëå âîçíèêàåò èç-çà êðîøå÷íîé, àæ ïè...ö èëèìèíòàðíîé ÷àñòèöû, ïåðå... ïåäå.. ïåðåäâèæàþùåéñÿ ïà îõåðèòåëüíî ñëîæíîé îðáèòå âîêðóã ÿäðà àòîìà. Àààààà, ####ÿÿÿ, ÷óìààààà!!!"
È òàê - ñòðàíèö øåñòü ïîäðÿä èç ó÷åáíèêà, ïåðåìåæàÿ ìàòàìè è âîçãëàñàìè íà ðîäíîì ÿçûêå. Ïîòîì Êàðåíà îòïóñêàåò, îí íåìíîãî ïîåò êàêèå-òî íåïîíÿòíûå ïåñíè è çàòûêàåòñÿ. íî ÷åðåç íåñêîëüêî äíåé îí îïÿòü íàêóðèâàåòñÿ è ÷èòàåò âñå òå æå ïåðâûå ñòðàíèöû. ß óáüþ åãî.

19: 95820 [ + 4132 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-01-25 02:52:38
Çíàåøü ÿ êîãäà òåáÿ óâèäåëà,òû ìíå áûë î÷ ïðèÿòåí..Òû ñèìïàòè÷íûé,ïðèêîëüíûé,âåñåëûé,õîðîøûé...íåòàêîé êàê âñå... òåáå åñòü ÷òî-òî îñîáåíîå....
ß òåáå äîâåðÿþ....
Âïðàâäà íå äóìàëà ÷òî áóäó ñ òîáîé îïñ÷àòñÿ,ïîñëè íåêîòîðûõ òâîèõ ñëîâ......×åñòíî ìíå áûëî íåïðèÿòíî òîãäà ñëûøàòü îò òåáÿ òàêèå ñëîâà....................
Íî òû õîðîøûé.............
Åùå ðàç ãîâîðþ, ÈÄÈ ÍÀ####!!!


20: 4524 [ + 3981 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-12-01 20:05:05
U-U 1/28/200 15:51 ÏÐÈÂÅÒÈÊ!!!
Shura 1/28/200 15:51 äàðîôô
U-U 1/28/200 15:51 ÊÀÊ ÆȨÌ????
Shura 1/28/200 15:53 íîðìàëüíî, êàïñ ëîê îòïóñòè òîëüêî
U-U 1/28/200 15:53 ÎÒÏÓÑÒÈËÈ ÊÓÄÀ???
Shura 1/28/200 15:54 ïðîñòî íàæìè íà íåãî. ÷òî áû ïèñàëà íîðìàëüíûìè áóêâàìè, à íå â âåðõíåì ðåãèñòðå!!!
U-U 1/28/200 15:55 Ô ÌÍÅ ÒÀÊ ÍÐÀÂÈÒÑß
Shura 1/28/200 15:55 òû ñëó÷àéíî íå áëîíäèíêà?
U-U 1/28/200 15:55 À ×ÒÎ ????????
Shura 1/28/200 15:56 äà ïðîñòî òàê ñïðàøèâàþ ...
U-U 1/28/200 15:57 ÁËÎÍÄÈÍÊÀ, ÍÎ ÍÅ ÏÎÍÈÌÀÍÈÞ ÊÀÊ ÒÛ ÝÒÎ ÂÛ×ÈÑËÈË?

21: 23933 [ + 3980 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-06-17 23:31:39
hochoolaski Áðþíåòêà, ó òåáÿ íèê òàêîé ÷òîáû íà òâîè ôðàçû íå çàäàâàëè âîïðîñ "Òû áëîíäèíêà?"
Áðþíåòêà ÍÅÒ ÁÐÞÍÅÒÊÀ
hochoolaski ÿñíî


22: 115009 [ + 3976 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-02-22 02:08:40
ïîäîøåë ê îäíîãðóïïíèöå ñåãîäíÿ ïðè âñåõ
è ñïðîñèë: "òû ìåíÿ ëþáèøü?"
à îíà âîçüìè è îòâåòü: "äà"
çàâòðà,####òü, íà ñâèäàíèå èäó
à õîòåë âñåãî-ëèøü òåòðàäêó ñ ëåêöèÿìè ïîïðîñèòü îòêñåðèòü

23: 191 [ + 3892 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2004-11-29 19:27:48
äîëãî äóìàëè - ÷åãî êîòåíêó â îðãàíèçìå íå õâàòàåò, åñëè îíî åñò ïîëèýòèëåí
ðåøèëè, ÷òî ìîçãîâ..

24: 119850 [ + 3671 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-03-06 17:54:59
ñîëåéñ äàé ôîòêó?
ì
5ìèí
...
êàê â ôàòàøîïå óáðàòü î÷êè ñ ïðûùàìè êòî çíàåò
îé ÷îðò íèñþäà ;)

25: 42007 [ + 3570 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-08-14 17:27:46
[@hello_there] - Ãäå ó áëîíäèíêè ìîãóò áûòü ÷åðíûå âîëîñû?
[@hello_there] - Ìåæäó çóáàìè.
[STERVA] íå ìîæåò
[@hello_there] ïî÷åìó?
[STERVA] âî ðòó âîëîñ íåò

26: 18881 [ + 3557 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-04-17 23:59:28
podsnezhnik:
Åñëè â õîëîäèëüíèêå çàêðûòü âêëþ÷¸ííûé â ñåòü óòþã, êòî ïîáåäèò?!

leon_deleche:
Íå óäåðæàëñÿ è ïðîâåðèë.
Óòþã ñäîõ íà 25-é ìèíóòå ïî÷òè ïîëíîñòüþ ðàçìîðîçèâ õîëîäèëüíèê. Êñòàòè, î÷åíü õîðîøàÿ èäåÿ äëÿ ðàçìîðàæèâàíèÿ õîëîäèëüíèêîâ, ïðè íàëè÷èè îäíîðàçîâûõ óòþãîâ, êîíå÷íî.  õîëîäèëüíèêå ñîçäàëàñü èçðÿäíàÿ ïàðèëêà, íî ïîòîì â óòþãå ïåðåìêíóëî ÷òî-òî, è îí îòðóáèëñÿ. Õîëîäèëüíèê âîñïîëüçîâàëñÿ ìîìåíòîì è ïðèìîðîçèë äâåðü.
Íè÷üÿ?

27: 105657 [ + 3505 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-10 06:40:09
####, ïðèøåë äèðåêòîð, óâèäåë ÷òî ÿ èãðàþ â LineAge ... ÷åðåç ïÿòü ìèíóò... ïîïðîñèë çàéòè ê íåìó â êàáèíåò...
<Êòî-òî> Ûûûûû Èùåùü ðàáîòó ?
Íåà... îí ìíå äîñïåõ ïðîäàë %) çà 12êê ... äîðîãî ñóóóêî ... íî âûáîðà íåáûëî ...


28: 10144 [ + 3391 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-02-06 11:01:21
* Shi[acckiy_working] êóèùùå
< Shi[acckiy_working]> îé
* Shi[acckiy_working] reboot

29: 91032 [ + 3314 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-01-17 18:32:33
<Àñïèä> âñåì ïðèâåò.
<Àðêàñ> áóãàãà. åñëè áóêâû â íèêå "àñïèä" ïåðåñòàâèòü ïîëó÷èöà "ïèñäà"!
<Àñïèä> ãåíèé. â ñâî¸ì íèêå ïåðåñòàâü.

30: 17329 [ + 3278 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-04-06 09:11:11
Star Wind:####, ïðèâåòèê!
Yulia_On_Work: Íè÷åãî ñåáå ïðèâåòñòâèå :(((
Star Wind: Îò####... ïàëåö ñîñêîëüçíóë. ß õîòåë "Áëÿ" íàïèñàòü, à ïîëó÷èëîñü "Áëÿ".
Star Wind: ÞËß,####.. èìÿ ó òåáÿ êðàñèâîå.. òîêà ïèñàòü åãî íåóäîáíî...áëÿ...

31: 168627 [ + 3223 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-04-12 12:12:45
user
Çäðàâñòâóéòå

support
Äîáðûé âå÷åð.

user
ôîðóì íà ñàéòå íå ðàáîòàåò...

user
ìîæíî ðàçîáðàòüñÿ â ÷åì ïðîáëåìà

support
Ìîæíî. Ðàçáèðàéòåñü.

32: 99068 [ + 3217 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2007-02-01 01:53:13
ÏÎÌÎÃÈÒÅ! ìîé ïðîâàéäåð ìîæåò ïîñìîòðåòü òå ôàéëû, êîòîðûå ÿ êà÷àë èç èíòåðíåòà? à òî ÿ ñêà÷àë ðåôåðàò è íå õî÷ó, ÷òîáû åãî êòî-òî âèäåë!!!!
Ñêîëüêî òåáå ëåò?
14, à ÷òî?
Ïîðíóõó êà÷àë?
ÎÒÊÓÄÀ ÒÛ ÇÍÀÅØÜ???!!!!!

33: 9146 [ + 3115 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-01-26 17:31:10
Èç àñüêè:
25.02.2005 16:49:07, Ñâåòèê.
âîò á*ÿ... íà êàêîé ìíå íóæåí òåëåôîí? íèêòî çà öåëûé äåíü íå ïîçâîíèë...
25.02.2005 16:49:41, 0z.
âîò á*ÿ... çà÷åì ìíå íóæåí ÷ëåí... íèêòî çà öåëûé äåíü íå îòñîñàë...
25.02.2005 16:49:53, Ñâåòèê.
Äåíèñ..!
25.02.2005 16:50:03, 0z.
) Õî÷åøü ïîçâîíþ?
25.02.2005 16:50:13, Ñâåòèê.
á*ÿòü!!!

34: 24273 [ + 3064 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2006-06-27 00:29:26
Âå÷åðîì èäó äîìîé ÷åðåç ñâîé äâîð, ñòåìíåëî óæå, ñëåãêà íàâåñåëå. È âäðóã, ìíå êòî-òî êàê å@íåò ïî áàøêå êàêîé-òî æåëåçÿêîé! ß â ïîëíûõ íåïîíÿòêàõ, âàëþñü íà çåìëþ, âñêàêèâàþ íà íîãè è ïîëó÷àþ íàïàñ åùå ñèëüíåå ïåðâîãî. Ïîñëå ýòîãî ñîâñåì ó ìåíÿ â ãëàçàõ ïîòåìíåëî. Ëåæó íà çåìëå, îòêðûâàþ ãëàçà, è ÷òî æå ÿ âèæó? Íà ôîíå çâåçäíîãî íåáà ÿ âèæó ÒÓÐÍÈÊ! Áûâàåò æå...

35: 48540 [ + 3018 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-09-27 05:23:44
Eugene: à êóäà âñÿ ïîðíóõà äåëàñü?
Falconoff: À ìû ðåøèëè ÷òî îíà òóò íå íóæíà, ïîòîìó ÷òî â íåé íåò ñìûñëà =)
gog: êòî ðåøèë ? âû åáíóëèñü?

36: 100108 [ + 2999 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-02 12:33:29
ó ìåíÿ êîòà çîâóò Ñöóêî. Ìàìà äóìàåò, ÷òî ýòî ÿïîíñêîå èìÿ.

37: 155986 [ + 2998 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-04-03 16:53:49
[lestat]Ñòîÿë íà îñòàíîâêå à ðÿäîì äâà ñòóäåíòà
[lestat]Îäèí ÷åãî-òî òàì ñúåäîáíîå èç ïàêåòà òÿãàåò è õàâîåò
[lestat]âòîðîé ìîë÷àë, ìîë÷àë à ïîòîì
[lestat]êàê ðÿâêíåò: õîðîø ïåëüìåíè æðàòü - âàðèòü íå÷åãî áóäåò

38: 46271 [ + 2988 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-09-03 23:26:39
[@Aragorn]: ìàòü îñòàâèëà çàïèñêó "îòâàëè - (ñî ñëåä ñòðî÷êè) ëîñü îò ñâåòèëüíèêà íà êóõíå" è ðÿäîì êàêèå òî äåòàëüêè... ÿ äîëãî íå ìîã ïîíÿòü ÷òî ÿ òàêîãî ïëîõîãî ñäåëàë ñâåòèëüíèêó

39: 147825 [ + 2981 ? ] Approved by aalien, 2007-03-30 06:09:02
* V1RUS ìåíÿåò íèê íà ####
* #### áûë çàáàíåí @Guard (Ñëåäè çà ñâîèì ÿçûêîì!)
* @Guard áûë çàáàíåí @Guard (Ñëåäè çà ñâîèì ÿçûêîì!)

40: 5068 [ + 2972 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-12-10 17:26:34
* Joins: Kserus (kser@Poseidon-gw.transtelecom.net)
òåáÿ òóò îäíî ÷óäî èñêàëî
ïîñìîòðè òàì â áàíëèñòå

41: 94510 [ + 2971 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-01-23 13:40:10
Òåáå ïðîñòî öèñêè íàäî ïîïðàâèòü è âñå áóäåò íîðìóëü
ÏÎØÅË ÒÛ!!!!
Íå ÑÈÑÜÊÈ, ÖÈÑÊÈ, ÄÓÐÀ #####! Â áóôåðå #####!
ÈÄÈ Â ÆÎÏÓ, ÓÐÎÄ! Ñèñüêè, áóôåðà, ÒÎËÜÊÎ È ÄÓÌÀÅØÜ ×ÒÎ Î ÑÅÊÑÅ!

42: 63688 [ + 2914 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-11-30 02:19:45
SUV2> èùó â ÿíäåêñå "êàê çàðàáîòàòü ìèëëèîí" - 151 000 ñòðàíèö
SUV2> ÄÀ ß ÇÀÐÀÁÎÒÀÞ 151 000 ìèëëèîíîâ
SUV2> âñå, óâîëüíÿþñü íàõ
SUV2> ####ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
SUV2> êàê çàðàáîòàòü ìèëëèîí íå äàâàÿ â æîïó - òîëüêî 694 ñòðàíèöû (((((((((((((((((((

43: 117478 [ + 2905 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-27 04:16:30
Muha: òû ìåíÿ ëþáèøü?
Xen: ÷å êà÷àòü?

44: 190 [ + 2894 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2004-11-23 20:31:53
âñå - çâèçäåö - êòî-òî ïðèâîëîê ïîëèýòèëåí ñ ïóïûðûøêàìè - ðàáîòà êîí÷èëàñü :)

45: 117934 [ + 2886 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-28 10:26:43
Shtirlitz: Â÷åðà íî÷üþ íåîæèäàííî óçíàëà, ÷òî îáà ìîèõ ìóæèêà èìåþò ïðèâû÷êó ïðÿòàòü ######û ó ìåíÿ ïîä ìàòðàñîì. Íî îäèí ñ ïðàâîé ñòîðîíû, à âòîðîé ñ ëåâîé.
aash: Ããã. Åù¸ íèêîãäà Øòèðëèö íå áûë òàê áëèçîê ê ïðîâàëó.

46: 99623 [ + 2880 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-02-01 22:05:30
Îñòàâèë â÷åðà íîóò íà ïîëó, íàïîëîâèíó èç-ïîä êðîâàòè òîð÷àë: Ò¸ùà ïîäóìàëà, ÷òî âåñû - ñòàëà ïðîâåðèòü âåñ ñâîé. Êîðî÷å, $1500 âåñèò ãàäèíà

47: 66390 [ + 2869 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-01-04 04:35:34
ïðî èíäèéñêèé êîä
Êàêîé ñàìûé èçâðàùåííûé ñïîñîá ïðîâåðèòü â óñëîâèè if () áóëåâñêóþ ïåðåìåííóþ ?
bool b;
b = false;
if (b == true){...}
Ýòî äåöêèé ëåïåò
ÈÒÀÊ, ÏÅÐÂÎÅ ÌÅÑÒÎ
Çíàêîìûé ãîâîðèò ÷òî íàøåë òîëüêî ÷òî â êîäå:
if (b.ToString().length < 5){...}

48: 10012 [ + 2830 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-02-03 07:31:54
<Àéðèë> Òîëüêî ÷òî âèäåë àãèòìîáèëü ñ îãðîìíûì áàííåðîì 3õ4 ñ íàäïèñüþ
<Àéðèë> "ÒÓÐÁÓÐÃÀÅÂ ÅÐÁÎË- âàø ñîñåä â Ãîðñîâåòå"
<Àéðèë> Èíòåðåñíî, îíè ïðèøëè ñ ìèðîì èëè òàêè èì íóæåí íàø ìîñê

49: 73 [ + 2813 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2004-08-31 00:41:25
Ïðè âñòðå÷å íà ëåñòíèöå ñîñåäè ïðîèçíîñÿò ÷òî-òî ñðåäíåå ìåæäó "Äîáðûé âå÷åð" è "ñîâñåì î###ëè"....

50: 20006 [ + 2795 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-05-02 16:05:07
Êëèåíò: ìîæíî ñáåëàòü òàê ÷òî áó ê ìåíÿ ñ 22.00 äî 3.00 óòðà íåáûëî èíåòà?
Àäìèí: ñïàòü õî÷åòñÿ?
Êëèåíò: äà.
Àäìèí: ñäåëàþ.

51: 10593 [ + 2785 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-02-08 08:37:26
"Ïðîøó çàâåñòè ýëåêòðîííóþ ïî÷òó äëÿ Ìàôóñàèëîâ Íàèëü Ãàôóðîâè÷
Æåëàåìûé àäðåñ ýëåêòðîííîé ïî÷òû (åñëè íå çàíÿò): Ìàôóñàèëîâ Íàèëü Ãàôóðîâè÷"
íåò, áë@òü. Íå çàíÿò. Íå ïîâåðèøü, áë@òü, íî íå çàíÿò.


52: 111458 [ + 2782 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-17 11:38:56
<[yauza]_kuz@music_>: ÏÐÈÂÅÒ ÄÅÂ×ÎÍÊÀÌ 16-17 ëåò ÁËÎÍÄÈÍÊÈ ÏÈØÈÒÅ 398 832
: 398 832
: è ÷¸ ?

53: 29431 [ + 2774 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-07-21 02:37:30
 èõ îôèñå â î÷åðåäíîé ðàç íå ñòàëî èíòåðíåòà (âûäåëåíêà). Ïîçâîíèëè ïðîâàéäåðó. Îòìàçêà èõ òåõñëóæáû ïîòðÿñëà âñåõ äî ãëóáèíû äóøè: "Íà ïóòè íàøåãî ðàäèîêàíàëà ÂÍÅÇÀÏÍÎ ïîñòðîèëè äîì".

54: 165286 [ + 2774 ? ] Approved by aalien, 2007-04-10 22:29:18
McMillan: Hello
Support: Hello
McMillan: Are you support engineer?
Support: Yes
Support: Do you speak russian?
McMillan: íåò
McMillan: no
McMillan:####, ïàëþñü

55: 93618 [ + 2769 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-01-22 00:14:56
ó ìåíÿ ñåãîäíÿ òðàóð
(((
÷òî ñëó÷èëîñü?
ìèøà óìåððððð
ìîé ëþáèìêî õîìüÿê
ïë¸õî
äÿÿÿ
òàê ÿ åãî ïîøëà õîðîíèòü
è çàáûëà â ãîñòÿõ

56: 67299 [ + 2766 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-01-04 22:37:06
Borodean
çåðã ñèëüíåå òåððàíà, òåððàí ñèëüíåå òîññà, òîññ ñèëüíåå çåðãà

Wim
íàäî ïåðåâåçòè èõ òðîèõ ÷åðåç ðåêó?

57: 11258 [ + 2749 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-02-14 12:04:28
#zulu
< b0bers> ìû ñüåäèì òâîé ìîñê... íå òîëüêî ãëàâíûé íî è âåñü êîñòíûé
< b0bers> âìåñòî íåãî ìû íàïèõàåì îïèëîê è ïîâåñèì íà ëèöî äóðíóþ óëûáêó è ïîøëåì ïðîäàâöîì â ìàãàçèíû åâðîñåòè
< Modus_Ponens> çàòî ó íèõ çàðÿäêè äåøåâûå :)
< b0bers>####òü... åãî óæå êòî-òî ñõàâàë äî íàñ!


58: 99405 [ + 2733 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-02-01 21:21:26
* UncleFedor íîäûáîë ñåðåàë "Òâèí Ïèêñ"
UncleFedor, Ëîðó Ïàëìåð óáèë å¸ îòåö
îñâîáîæäàé 10 ãèãîâ :)
####!!!!
ÿ òåáÿ íèíàâèæó!!!!

59: 113759 [ + 2721 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2007-02-20 12:45:29
craniac:  êðàéíåì ñëó÷àå ìîæíî âîòêíóòü íàóøíèêè-âêëàäûøè â ìèêðîôîííûé âõîä, ïîëó÷èòñÿ òåðïèìûé ïðèåìíèê çâóêà.
kirill_kj: íàóøíèêè - â ìèêðîôîííûé âõîä? êàê Âû ñåáå ýòî ïðåäñòàâëÿåòå? Îíè âåäü òîëüêî íà âûâîä çâóêà ðàáîòàþò...
craniac: Åñëè áû âñå ðàçìûøëÿëè êàê âû, àíàëüíîãî ñåêñà áû íå ñóùåñòâîâàëî.

60: 111878 [ + 2716 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-02-18 00:32:00
Íåïîðî÷íàÿ Ñåâåðÿíêà: Óðà îí ìåíÿ íå ðàçëþáèë, îí ïðîñòî â ðåàíèìàöèè!!!!!
Íåïîðî÷íàÿ Ñåâåðÿíêà: ß òàêàÿ ñ÷àñòëèâàÿ!

61: 165886 [ + 2706 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-04-11 15:16:01
##### êàêàÿ ñâîëî÷ü íàòûêàëà ñòåïëåðîì â òóàëåòíóþ áóìàãó

62: 100219 [ + 2704 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2007-02-02 15:37:22
Ó íàñ íà îáåä - ñàëàò "Ðåêóðñèâíûé" : ïîìèäîðû, îãóðöû, ñàëàò.

63: 120999 [ + 2697 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-03-14 20:37:34
Áîáà (12:56 PM) :
äà... è æèëè ðàíüøå, â äåòñòâå, êàê-òî ïðîùå... âåñåëåå... íè î ÷åì íå çàäóìûâàÿñü. ïðîñòî ðàäîâàëèñü... âîò ïî÷åìó íàïðèìåð òåíè íà ñíåãó ñèíèå?
Lapshin (01:07 PM) :
ïîòîìó, ÷òî ðàññåÿíèå â àòìîñôåðå îáðàòíî ïðîïîðöèîíàëüíî 4-îé ñòåïåíè äëèíû âîëíû. Ýòî ïðèâîäèò ê òîìó, ÷òî ñèíÿÿ ÷àñòü ñïåêòðà ðàññåèâàåòñÿ çàìåòíî ñèëüíåå îñòàëüíîé.
Lapshin (01:08 PM) :
Êñòàòè, ïîýòîìó íåáî - ãîëóáîå, à çàêàòû/ðàññâåòû - êðàñíûå.
Lapshin (01:08 PM) :
È â òåíè, ãäå ïðÿìîé ñâåò îòñóòñòâóåò, îñíîâíûì ÿâëÿåòñÿ ðàññåÿííûé ñèíå-ãîëóáîé.
Áîáà (01:09 PM) :
####åö...


64: 39548 [ + 2656 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-08-05 00:58:35
õì, â ñòîÿêå ñëûøíî ãðîìûõàíèå ïî òðóáàì. àâîñü, äàäóò âîäó....
íå, ýòî ñàíòåõíèê ìàòåðÿñü ïèíãóåò êâàðòèðû
èäè ïîñòó÷è, à òî àéïèøíèê íå âûäàäóò


65: 134368 [ + 2656 ? ] Approved by aalien, 2007-03-21 08:45:07
Àíäðåé:
Òðåïëþñü íà òåìó êèáåðñåêñà â àñå ñ äåâóøêîé, è çàõîäèò ó íàñ ðàçãîâîð â ðóñëî ñåêñ è ÷åðíàÿ èêðà. Òóò ñòó÷èòñÿ â àñþ êëèåíò: "Áëà áëà áëà, äåíüãè, áëà áëà áëà ïîñëåçàâòðà!". ß ãîâîðþ - áàçàðà íåò, îê è äàëüøå ê äåâóøêå. È, êàê îáû÷íî, îêíà ïåðåïóòàë è êëèåíòó ïîïàäàåò òàêàÿ ìåññàãà:
"Äàâàé òû áóäåøü áåëóãîé, à ÿ êèòîáîåì, ÿ âñïîðþ òåáÿ ñâîèì ÷ëåíîì è áóäó åñòü òâîþ èêðó ïîëîâíèêîì!"
Íà ÷òî êëèåíò ïîñëå íåêîòîðîé ïàóçû îòâå÷àåò:
"Õîðîøî, äåíüãè - çàâòðà"


66: 15779 [ + 2631 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-03-29 13:11:16
Padre wrote on 21.03.2005 17:54:09 (M):

> Hello,

> Not far ago I registered cyrillic domain name - 'õóé' ('dick' - rus.). Can Zone Administrator annul it?

Çäðàâñòâóéòå!

Âû ìîæåòå ãîâîðèòü ïî-ðóññêè ñ Ãëîáàëüíûé Ñåêòîð Ïîääåðæêà i-DNS.
Âàø#### ó Âàñ íèêòî îòíÿòü íå ñìîæåò, åñëè Âû óæå çàïëàòèëè çà íåãî äåíüãè. Äîìåííûé èìÿ ðåãèñòðèðîâàòü ñåáÿ íà ñðîê êðàòíûé 1 ãîä, åñëè Âû íå ïëàòèòü çà Âàø####, Âû àâòîìàòè÷åñêè ëèøèòü ñåáÿ åãî.

67: 49727 [ + 2622 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-10-06 02:14:10
dancheR> ÿ ñëó÷àéíî êèëîãðàì ïåëüìåíåé â êàñòðþëþ âûñûïàë )))
dancheR> õîòåë ïî îäíîìó
dancheR> à îíè êàê ëîìàíóòñÿ

68: 23631 [ + 2619 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-06-17 22:54:38
Vasya> âîò-âîò... ïîñëå ñàìîëåòà, áåññîííîé íî÷è... âðÿä ëè ÿ áóäó íîðìàëüíûì ãîñòåì, êàê áû íå çàñíóòü çà ñòîëîì :))
Tanya> ÿ òåáå íå äàì!
Tanya> Îé ñîððè! Â ñìûñëå - çàñóíóòü çà ñòîëîì...
Tanya> Ñîððè! Â ñìûñëå - çàñíóòü! :-D

69: 98409 [ + 2617 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-01-31 08:21:53
 ïÿòíèöó ïðèøëîñü âûéòè íà ðàáîòó, ïàðó ôàêñîâ îòïðàâèòü. Ñäåëàë, îòïðàâëÿþ... Âðîäå ïðîøëî, íî ôàêñ âûäà¸ò "Ñáîé â òåëåôîííîé ëèíèè". Íåïîíÿòíî, ïðîøëî èëè íåò. Ðåøèë íà ãîëîñîâîé íàáðàòü, óòî÷íèòü ó ñåêðåòàðÿ. Äà, îòïðàâëÿë â Àâñòðèþ... Çâîíþ:
Îíà - áûðìûðãûðòûð ? (ïî íåìåöêè)
ß - ... ûûûûû.... Excuse me, can i talk to mr. XXXXXXX ?
Îíà - áûðãûðòûðïûð.... (êîå êàê ïîíÿë, ÷òî çàíÿò îí)
ß - Òèïà òðàé òó ñåíä çå ôàêñ... íó, òèïà ýððîð òàì... ïðîâåðüòå...
Îíà - Íå àíäåñòåíä, òèïà... Øïðåõåí çè ?
ß - Íèõüò... Êàïóò... àóñâàéñ... âîò, òèïà... Äó þ ñïèê ?
Îíà - Íèõüò...
......... ìèíóò 5-7 ðàçãîâîð ãëóõîãî ñ íåìûì... îíà ïî íåìåöêè, ÿ ïî àíãëèéñêè... áåçðåçóëüòàòíî... òóïèê...
 ñåðäöàõ, íå óáèðàÿ òðóáêè, âûðûâàåòñÿ: "Éîïòâàéóìàòü...!!! "
×åðåç 2-3 ñåêóíäû ðàäîñòíûé âîïëü ñ òîé ñòîðîíû: "Òàê âû ðóññêèé çíàåòå ?! ß ñàìà ðóññêàÿ !!!"

70: 3285 [ + 2616 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-10-31 23:48:34
kastor, ïîïèíãóé!
Ñëûø, ñàì ïîïèíãóé!
Îò ïîïèíãóÿ ñëûøó!

71: 4402 [ + 2615 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-11-30 08:14:41
Monk_ ÷òî òàêîå ãàëüâàíè÷åñêîå ñîïðîòèâëåíèå?
morg Monk_: íó òû ñïðàñèë
morg Monk_: ýòî âîññòàíèå áàòàðåèê :)

72: 40084 [ + 2596 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-08-08 15:47:21
<^^> Äåòÿì íåëüçÿ â èíòåðíåò. Îò äåòåé èíòåðíåò òóïååò.

73: 48400 [ + 2588 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-09-27 05:14:13
Óäàë¸ííî ïûòàëñÿ âîññòàíîâèòü ïîäðóãå âèíäó. Êîíñóëüòèðóþ ïî àñüêå.  îïðåäåë¸ííûé ìîìåíò âèíäà ïîïðîñèëà âñòàâèòü äèñê...
- Äîñòàâàé âñå äèñêè îò ñâîåãî íîóòà è ïåðå÷èñëÿé, êàêèå åñòü...
- 3 äèñêà îò ÄÂÄ...
- Óáèðàé...
- Íåðî...
- Óáèðàé...
- Ñèìñ2...
- Íà....é...
- ß æå äåâóøêà!!!
- Òîãäà â ïå..ó!
- ß èìåëà â âèäó: òû ÷åãî ìàòåðèøñÿ, ÿ æå äåâóøêà...

74: 20498 [ + 2575 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-05-09 22:34:55
backspace çàïàë!!! ïðèêèíüòå
îò###ðü åãî îòâ¸ðòêîé
äû ÿ óæå ïî÷èíèë
ïðîñòî óæîñ îõâàòèë ìåíÿ íåîïèñóåìûé
ñèæó, à ïðàãðàììà ñòèðàåöî

75: 56023 [ + 2549 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-10-18 23:45:16
<Ëåñÿ> À ìíå õàêåð ýêñêëþçèâíûé íîìåð àñüêè ïðîäàë! Âñåãî çà 10áàêñîâ!
Øåñòèçíàê?!
<Ëåñÿ> Íåà. 297940489
Äóðà...
<Ëåñÿ> Äà òû ÷¸! Òàêîãî áîëüøå íè ó êîãî íåòó!!


76: 152791 [ + 2546 ? ] Approved by aalien, 2007-04-02 12:18:49
íè ó êîãî ñëó÷àåâ íå áûëî, ÷òîá ïðèíòåð øòîðû õàâàë? =)
)
çàìåñòî áóìàãè ?
ó ìåíÿ ïðîñò íà ïðàêòèêå áûëî, ñëó÷àéíî òàê çàëåçëî, êðàëîñü ïîòèõîíüêêó ââåðõ =)
âåñåëî áûëî, çàõîäèøü à òàì ïðèíòåð åñò çàíàâåñêè è ïîíåìíîãó êàðàáêàåòüñÿ ââåðõ =)


77: 59325 [ + 2533 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-11-03 06:33:42
mordaha:
Ôëóäèòü òàê ôëóäèòü!! :)
Êàðòèíêà: http://mordaha.com/sc2l.jpg
Ýòî ñòàðêîí2, çàïóùåííûé â DosBox, ïîä èêñàìè â Äåáèàíå, êîòîðûé çàïóùåí â VMWare, êîòîðàÿ â WinXP
Êóäà ìíå âîïðîñ î íåðàáîòàþùåì çâóêå çàäàâàòü? )))))

gregory_777:
Ñàíèòàðàì.

78: 18714 [ + 2531 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-04-17 23:38:54
* Quits: MAD_ALEX (guest@192.168.3.96) (Quit: Ðåáóò!!!!!)
<Êâàäðàòèê> Ñòîêà âîñêëèöàòåsíûõ çíàêîâ ÷òî êàæåòñÿ ÷òî áóêâà Ð - âñåãî ëèøü îïå÷àòêà...

79: 4218 [ + 2530 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-11-26 18:31:42
<Íþðà> ïèøåì óæå ñþäà...òàê?
<Íþðà> òàê
<Íþðà> âîò
<Íþðà> òàê âîò
<Íþðà> â ñìûñëå
<Íþðà> î ÷åì ýòî ÿ?
<Íþðà> òüôó çàáûëà
âû ïðîñëóøàëè ìîíîëîã "Æåíñêèé ñïîñîá ìûøëåíèÿ"


80: 38571 [ + 2511 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2006-08-01 18:15:40
Ñèæó ñåãîäíÿ ñ óòðà â îôèñå, ðàáîòàþ...
ïðè÷åì, áåãîì, ÷òîáû ê íà÷àëüíè÷åñêîé ëåòó÷êå óñïåòü!
Ñòåíû òîíêèå, à êîìï ñòàðûé è ïåðåçàáèòûé íà 99%
ß ñåáÿ åñòåñòâåííî êîíòðîëèðóþ ìàëî...
íó è ãäå-òî ìèíóòå íà 40-é ýòîãî ìó÷åíèÿ îòêðûâàåòñÿ äâåðü ó ìåíÿ çà ñïèíîé
è âñîâûâàåòñÿ â íåå ìîðäà ñîâåðøåííî ìíå íåçíàêîìîãî ìóæèêà êîòîðàÿ ëûáÿñü ïðîèçíîñèò:
- Ïðîñòèòå, ÿ òóò çà ñòåíêîé ðàáîòàþ. Ïðîñòèòå, ÷òî ïîìåøàë...
íî íà ÏÐÎÌÀÍÄÎ####ÑÊÓÞ,  ÆÎÏÓ È Â ÐÎÒ ¨ÁÀÍÍÓÞ ÊÎÍÅÌ ÑÐÀÒÓÞ ÌÛØÜ, ÍÀÊÐÛÂØÓÞÑß ÂÎÍÞ×ÅÉ ÒÐÈÕÎÌÓÄÈÑÒÎÉ ####ÎÉ ÿ ïðîñòî îáÿçàí áûë ïîñìîòðåòü, èçâèíèòå...
È ïðîäîëæàÿ èçâèíÿòüñÿ òàê æå âíåçïàïíî èñ÷åçàåò...
Êëàññ!

81: 6528 [ + 2488 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-12-28 11:49:23
Ïðèâåò, ÷òî äåëàåøü?
Íè÷åãî - ÿ íà ðàáîòå.

82: 4339 [ + 2481 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-11-29 07:33:07
*Noldi îòêëàíÿëñÿ âñåì êîãî íåò, è êòî áóäåò, è ïîïðàâèâ ìå÷, ñêîëüçíóë â ùåëü, âåäóùóþ â äðóãîé ìèð
Íîëäè êðóò. ïîïðàâèë ñâîé Ìå÷ è ñêîëüçíóë â Ùåëü.
ìàëàööà.
òóò ãëàâíîå ìå÷ âîâðåìÿ ïîïðàâèòü
à òî ìîæíî íå òóäà ïîïàñòü. â ñìûñëå íå â òîò Ìèð.
áëèí! ÿ íå ìîãó.
ýòîò ÷àò ÷èòàþò äåòè. áîëüøå íå áóäó ïîøëèòü.
ñêîëüçíóë. û. (*áüåòñÿ îá êëàâèàòóðó*)

83: 13797 [ + 2479 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-03-14 08:23:40
Chuk: õåä, ÷åãî äåëàåøü?
Head: åäó
Chuk: ïîíÿòíî
Chuk: êóäà?
Head: åäó äåëàþ

84: 61010 [ + 2467 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-11-09 00:54:22
Òàê... ùàñ áóäó òåñòèòü áîòà
Àëüò, à ÷¸ çà áîò??
Áîò äëÿ ÷àòà. Àâòîìàòè÷åñêè ïèøåò "áîÿí" íà ñëèøêîì äëèííûå ïðåäëîæåíèÿ. =)) Ïðè÷¸ì íåîáÿçàòåëüíî, ÷òîáû èõ ïèñàëè òåáå.
Áîÿí
Áë*òü

85: 8952 [ + 2438 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-01-25 19:21:33
Êàðä, ðàññêæàè ìíå ÷òîíüòü. Íó âîò íàïðèìåð êàê ìîæåò ïàðíåü äåâóøêó ïîðàçèòü?
Ìå÷îì â ãëàç.
Íó ñåðüåçíî!
Áûòüñ àìèì ñîáîé, âåæëèâûì è âåñåëûì...
Ýòî âñå ãîâîðÿò. Íó âîò òû êàê ïîðàæàë?
Ìå÷îì â ãëàç

86: 97705 [ + 2436 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2007-01-30 13:46:48
Jam:
Þëüêà, âûêëþ÷è êàïñ-ëîê
þëüêà:
ÕÎÐÎØÎ, ÒÎÊÀ ×ÅÌ ÂÀÌ ÊÀÏÑ ËÎÊ ÍÅ ÏÎÍÐÀÂÈËÑß, ÌÍÅ ÍÀÏÐÈÌÅÐ ÄÅÐÆÀÒÜ ØÈÔÒ ÍÅÓÄÎÁÍÎ!!!

87: 118604 [ + 2436 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2007-03-03 16:04:59
õîäèë â âîåíêîìàò íà ìåäîñìîòð. Ïñèõèàòð ïîçàäàâàëà âñÿêèå âîïðîñû è ãîâîðèò: "Ó òåáÿ áåñïðè÷èííàÿ ðàçäðàæèòåëüíîñòü è àãðåññèÿ". Ñö*êî òàê ìíå åé ñòóêíóòü çàõîòåëîñü ïî÷åìó-òî =\\

88: 8000 [ + 2433 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-01-16 12:07:42
* OldFornit ïèøåò ïèñüìî â ñàïïîðò. Äóìàåò, ÷òî áû ïðèäóìàòü )
* sey ïðåäëàãàåò íà÷àòü òàê:
Óâàæàåìûå ãîñïîäà!
Óæå ìíîãî ëåò ÿâëÿÿñü Âàøèì êëèåíòîì, è èñïûòûâàÿ ÷óâñòâî ãëóáîêîé áëàãîäàðíîñòè çà îòëè÷íûå ïðîãðàììíûå ïðîäóêòû, ÿ íèêàê íå ìîãó ïîíÿòü, êàêîãî õåðà (äàëåå îïèñàíèå ïðîáëåìû)

Ñ óâàæåíèåì,
OldFornit

89: 47230 [ + 2433 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-09-20 16:52:25
<...>  ìàñòåðñêóþ êóïèëè ìàðêåð êîòîðûé òîêà ïîä ëàìïîé(íåîíîâîé èëè õç) âèäåí. Íó íàðîä íà÷àë ïðîáîâàòü. Ìíå â ãîëîâó íè÷åãî óìíåå íå ïðèøëî ÷åì íàïèñàòü íà êàêîìòî õàðäå êîòîðûé âàëÿëñÿ ñëîâî####. Ïîäîøåë åùå îäèí ÷åë êîòîðîãî íåáûëî. Äèðåêòîð ïðèøåë è åìó: "Cìîòðè ÷òî êóïèë! Âîò íàïðèìåð âèäèøü õàðä. Ñòàâèì ÷åðòî÷êó. Ïîòîì ñâåòèì.... ##### êàê äåòè ìàëûå!!!" È óøåë. ×åë äîëãî ðæàë...

Çðÿ êóïèëè. Ùàñ ñîáèðàåìûå êîìïû ðàñïèñûâàþòñÿ ïîä õîõëîìó íà êîðïóñå è âíóòðè. Íàäî òîêà ïîñâåòèòü. Íåäàâíî ïàðòèÿ Ìåäâåäîâ óøëà... )))

90: 37073 [ + 2428 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-07-27 15:55:19
* Pilea ñìà÷íî ïîöàëîâàëà â çíàê áëàãîäàðíîñòè < Ôåäèñ >
* Ôåäèñ ïîñìîòðåë íà ñâîé çíàê áëàãîäàðíîñòè è óëûáíóëñÿ

91: 23781 [ + 2361 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-06-17 23:11:28
Ãîñïîäà
?
òüôó####, íå òîò êàíàë =)

92: 15618 [ + 2337 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-03-24 07:21:37
À ìåíÿ çàáàíèëè íà êàíàëå ÒÐÀÂÊÀ
çà òî ÷òî ÿ òóäà âîøåë è ñêàçàë - ËÅÆÀÒÜ ÐÓÁÎÏ

93: 92288 [ + 2324 ? ] Approved by zoi, 2007-01-19 18:00:16
Shaman SE: Îäíà äåâà÷êî ïîñòàâèëà ñåáå Arash íà çâîíîê. Õîäèò ïî âñåìó îôèñó. Êàê îòîéäåò ïîäàëüøå ÿ çàïóñêàþ ýòîò êóñîê ÷åðåç âèíàìï, à ïîòîì ñèäèì ïðåìñÿ ñ êîëëåãîé, êàê îíà íåñåòñÿ ÷åðåç âåñü îôèñ, çûðèò íà òåëåôîí è ãîðâîðèò "õàìñòâî" (òèïà ñêèíóëè) è óõîäèò.####... äåãðàäèðóåì

94: 4343 [ + 2317 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-11-29 12:14:37
Èçâèíè, íî ñåêñ - ýòî åù¸ íå ïîâîä àâòîðèçèðîâàòü òåáÿ â "Àñüêå".

95: 14651 [ + 2307 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-03-17 07:35:55
Ñîòðóäíèê ïîñëàë äðóãó ñìñ-êó "Êàê äåëà?". Ïîëó÷èë îòâåò: ÕÎÐÎÂÎ. Ñèäèò è äóìàåò, à ãäå æå îïå÷àòêà..?
Ìíå îäèí çíàêîìûé íàïèñàë, ÷òî î÷åíü õîòåë áû ÏÎÎÁÀÒÜÑß âîò ÿ òîæå äóìàëà, ãäå æå çäåñü îïå÷àòêà ;)

96: 57025 [ + 2307 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-10-23 20:18:11
Shut
"Èç ãëóáèíû âåêîâ äîõîäÿò äî íàñ ëåãåíäû î êîëäóíàõ"

Shut
êòîáû ìîã ïîäóìàòü øòî òàê ìîæåò íà÷èíàòñÿ äèïëîì ïî ðàäèîòåõíèêå

97: 49110 [ + 2306 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-09-28 07:26:33
Ctrelok(doom3.ru)
Còàâèë, ñöóêî, êèòàéñêèé ïðèíòåð. Âîòêíóë â ðîçåòêó - ýòîò ïëàñìàññîâûé òàíê çàãóäåë è ïîõëîïûâàÿ êðûøêîé ñòàë ìåäëåííî ïîäïðûãèâàòü ê êðàþ ñòîëà. Ïåðåâåðíóâ è îòïðàâèâ åãî ïóòåøåñòâîâàòü â äðóãóþ ñòîðîíó, áûñòðî âîòêíóë øíóð â êîìï, òóò æå íà÷àëè ñòàâèòüñÿ äðàéâåðà, à ýòîò íèèáàöî òåðìèíàòîð èç ãîíêîíãà çàòàðàõòåë êàê ñòèðàëüíàÿ ìàøèíà è íà÷àë âòÿãèâàòü â ñåáÿ ïî òðè ëèñòà çà ðàç, è, áóäü îí íå ëàäåí, ðâàòü èõ ïîïîëàì è âûïëåâàâàòü ñ íàìàëåâàííûìè íà ñêîðóþ ðóêó ôàøèñòêèìè êðåñòàìè, çàãðèìèðîâàííûìè ïîä ýèðîãëèôû. Âûíóë øíóð èç ðîçåòêè. Âçÿë èíñòðóêöèþ... ÎÍÀ ÍÀ ÊÈÒÀÉÑÊÎÌ! Ïëà÷ó... %)

98: 4735 [ + 2304 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2005-12-05 21:01:17
Apex: ïðèâåò, êàê äåëà?
Jen D.: ïðèâåò, æîïà
Jen D.: ... òî åñòü äåëà - æîïà

99: 12981 [ + 2303 ? ] Approved by DarkRider, 2006-03-02 07:59:21
Ñåãîäíÿ óçíàë,÷òî ôèãóðêè â òåòðèñå ìîæíî ïåðåâîðà÷èâàòü

100: 57660 [ + 2298 ? ] Approved by Biolante, 2006-11-01 05:45:05
Òîëüêî ÷òî îòïðàâèë íà÷àëüíèêó â àñüêó: "Íà÷àëüñòâî ñ****ëî. Ïðîäîëæàåì)))". Îêíîì îøèáñÿ. Ðåáÿò, íèêîìó ïðîãðàììèñò íå íóæåí?
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 21:40 



ïèñåö êàê îñòðîóìíî âûêëàäûâàòü 100 ëó÷ùèõ öèòàò áàøîðãà, êóäà ñ óòðåöà çàõàæèâàåò ïî÷òè êàæäûé óâàæàþùèé ñåáÿ æèòåëü ðóíåòà
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 21:59 
Ìîñêâà
DW, Sonor, Meinl

×å çà áàøîðã???
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 22:13 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

äàíóíàõ... ÿ òî íå ñ áàøà êîïèðóþ, à ñàì íîðêîìàíþ..

bash.org
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 22:27 



âîò è ìîëîðà. à Elf íàãëî áîÿíèò
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 16.04.2007 23:09 



:drazn:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 17.04.2007 00:11 

Krabi, Thailand

6ëÿ. :7:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 17.04.2007 09:17 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

äà óæ, íå ëàäèöà ñîâñåì òåìà
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 17.04.2007 21:44 

Krabi, Thailand

èñïðàâëÿåì íûíåøíåå ïîëîæåíèå òåìû

Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 17.04.2007 23:00 



ýòî ïîëó÷àåòñÿ íà 5 ðàçèêîâ )))
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 15:07 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

î êàêóþ ãëóïîñòü ïðèäóìàëè http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bilS8W3HKM
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 15:09 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

ÿðûå ôîíàòû ñóïåð ìàðèî http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cf50q4xpts
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 15:36 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

à âñå òàê õîðîøî íà÷åíàëîñü http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wyCiYWCspA
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 16:54 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GTSBJ03r3I :)
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 16:58 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwra56E27s))))
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 18:11 



ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ - ýòî òî, ÷òî ÿ òîëüêî ÷òî ñëûøàëà))) ïåñíÿ "Ïåðåìåí" Öîÿ â èñïîëíåíèè Íàäåæäû Êàäûøåâîé :lol:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 18:28 



íå ñìåøíî ÷òî ëè?))))
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 18:58 



ìû æ íå ñëûøàëè...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 18.04.2007 19:25 
Çèìà-ÊÀǨË!!!
Ìîðîç-3,14ÄÀÐÀÑ!!...

Ïðåäñòàâüòå ñåáå àðèþ Êàùåÿ áåññìåðòíîãî â èñïîëíåíèè Æèðèíîâñêîãî :)
"Âû ñëûõàëè,êàê äàþò çâåçäû-û-û?" :lol:
Êîãäà ÿ åì-ÿ ãëóõ è íåì,õèò¸ð è áûñòð è äüÿâîëüñêè óì¸í.
Æå ïåðäþ ìîí åáó.
"Ïèñü-ïèñü","Êûø-Êûø". :sm5:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 19.04.2007 10:32 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

http://child-le-dj.livejournal.com/392482.html
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 19.04.2007 12:12 
Ìîñêâà
sex, drums & rock'n'roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwI_2sDd958 êàðóñåëü èòèòü
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 19.04.2007 12:21 
åñò
ìàðèõóàíó

éîïò, ÷î ýòî çà ïåðñîíàæ ñ þòüáîì òóò?
êòî íèòü åãî çíïåò?
Äîáðîæåëàòåëü...
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: ÀÁÀÑÑÀÊÀ
Âðåìÿ: 19.04.2007 12:23 
òîëñòÿ÷îê èç
ñåëà Ïåðåæîïèíî

ïîðà òåìó ÀÁÀÑÐÀÊÀ çàâîäèòü :7:
Ìíå äîñòàò÷íî áûëî ïîñìîòðåòü,êàê òû ïîñëå ðàçãîâîðîâ î ñâîåé ñóïåð êðóòèçíå,ëåç ïîçîðíî áåñïëàòíî ÷åðåç òóðíèêåò â àâòîáóñå... © zvukovert
áëèí-íàôåã, ïîêà ðàññóæäàë, çàáûë î ÷åì ðå÷ü-òî © Herr_Andrez
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!