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Êëóá

Çàäàòü íîâóþ òåìó
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:22 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>äâà ïîðîñåíêà ïðîáåãàþò çà ÷àñ âîñåìü âåðñò.

Îêñþìîðîí.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:27 
Ìàñòåð æåñòîêèõ èãð


ÄîÐåÌèÄîPåÄî , :lool: :lool: :lool:
Ó Ìàëüìñòèíà ñåêðåò àðïåäæèî â ðû÷àãå. Îí èì ñêîðîñòè ïåðåêëþ÷àåò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:32 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>Çíàìåíèòûé óäàðíèê Àëåêñåé Ñòàõàíîâ äâà ðàçà â äåíü õîäèë ïî ìàëîé íóæäå è îäèí ðàç â äâà äíÿ — ïî áîëüøîé. Êîãäà æå ñ íèì ñëó÷àëñÿ çàïîé, îí ÷åòûðå ðàçà â äåíü õîäèë ïî ìàëîé íóæäå è íè ðàçó — ïî áîëüøîé. Ïîäñ÷èòàé, ñêîëüêî ðàç â ãîä óäàðíèê Àëåêñåé Ñòàõàíîâ ñõîäèë ïî ìàëîé íóæäå è ñêîëüêî ïî áîëüøîé, åñëè ó÷åñòü, ÷òî ó íåãî òðèñòà äâåíàäöàòü äíåé â ãîäó áûë çàïîé.

Íàâñêèäêó ïðèìåðíî 1404 ðàçà ïî ìàëîé è 32 ïî áîëüøîé. Áåç ó÷¸òà âèñîêîñíîñòè ãîäà è ïðèíèìàÿ çàïîé çà åäèíîâðåìåííîå ñîáûòèå. Ñ÷èòàë â óìå, òàêøòà íå ïðèäèðéñÿ. Äàëüøå.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:34 
Ìàñòåð æåñòîêèõ èãð


Âåïðü , À êàê âàì Æîçåô äå Ìåñòð? Âèêîíò äå Áðàæåëîí? Âû áû èõ ïðèãëàñèëè ïîä çàáîð, øëåïíóòü èç ãîðëà…
Ó Ìàëüìñòèíà ñåêðåò àðïåäæèî â ðû÷àãå. Îí èì ñêîðîñòè ïåðåêëþ÷àåò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:38 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>À êàê âàì Æîçåô äå Ìåñòð?

Ïèäð.

>Âèêîíò äå Áðàæåëîí?

Ìóäê.

>Âû áû èõ ïðèãëàñèëè ïîä çàáîð

Äà. È ïóñòü îíè òàì ïðîìåæ ñîáîé øë¸ïàþòñÿ äà õîòü â ãîðëî.

>Ëîðä ×åìáåðëåí

ß íå ïðèçíàþ çàäà÷è ïðî ýòîãî àãåíòà Àíòàíòû âðàæåñêîé.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:50 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>íå ïûæüñÿ. Ïðàâèëüíûé îòâåò: "è òóò ÿ ïîíÿë, ÷òî òåðÿþ ðàññóäîê è âîò ÿ ïåðåä âàìè, äîêòîð".(ñ)

Äà øîëáòû õîòü ôïèïèñà÷êó ñ öûòàòêàìå!
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:54 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

ÄîÐåÌèÄîPåÄî , êàê ïðåäñêàçóåìî...íå îáùàéñÿ áîëüøå ñ ìóäèíàìè.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 02:59 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

ÄîÐåÌèÄîPåÄî , ÿ íå òðåçâûé òîëüêî êîãäà ÿ âãàâíî. :secret:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 03:06 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

ÄîÐåÌèÄîPåÄî , òû òðåçâûé ÷òî ëè? :ves001:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 03:09 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

ÄîÐåÌèÄîPåÄî , òåïåðü ìîæåøü íîñòàëüãèðîâàòü è íà ìîé îòâåò. :idea2:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 04:04 
Ìàñòåð æåñòîêèõ èãð


>ß íå ïðèçíàþ çàäà÷è ïðî ýòîãî àãåíòà Àíòàíòû âðàæåñêîé.
Íåò-íåò, íå íàäî… Áîðèñ Àíàòîëüåâè÷, Íàòàëüÿ Àëåêñååâíà, áóäüòå äîáðû, ïðîâîäèòå áîëüíîãî äî ÷åòâåðòîé ïàëàòû. È íåìåäëåííî â âàííóþ. (Âåïðþ) Äî… âîäîáîÿçíè, íàäåþñü, ó âàñ äåëî åùå íå äîøëî?
Ó Ìàëüìñòèíà ñåêðåò àðïåäæèî â ðû÷àãå. Îí èì ñêîðîñòè ïåðåêëþ÷àåò.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 08.06.2012 17:33 
ÑÏ(á)


Öâåòî÷íûé ìåä, ñ ôèçèîëîãè÷åñêîé òî÷êè çðåíèÿ, — ýòî ðâîòíûå ìàññû íàñåêîìûõ èç ïîëóïåðåâàðåííûõ âûäåëåíèé ïîëîâûõ îðãàíîâ ðàñòåíèé.
êàæäûé èìååò ïðàâî ðàñïîðÿæàòüñÿ ñâîåé æîïîé ïî ñâîåìó óñìîòðåíèþ(ñ) Ðàíåâñêàÿ
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Êëóá ëþáèòåëåé èíîãäà ïîíîñòàëüãèðîâàòü.
Âðåìÿ: 10.06.2012 01:42 

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