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Äèñêóññèè

Çàäàòü íîâóþ òåìó

Óâàæàåìûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè! Ïî ìíîãî÷èñëåííûì ïðîñüáàì ìû ñîçäàëè òðè ðàçäåëà äëÿ ñâîáîäíîãî îáùåíèÿ ìåæäó ïîñåòèòåëÿìè íàøåãî ôîðóìà, ðàçäåëèâ èõ ïî èíòåðåñàì.
Òóñîâêà ìóçûêàíòîâ - ìóçûêàëüíûå, îêîëîìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû è òåìû âñòðå÷/ìåðîïðèÿòèé ìóçûêàíòîâ.
Äèñêóññèè - ñåðü¸çíûå, íî íåìóçûêàëüíûå òåìû.


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Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:41 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

Cory65 , à òû çíàåøü, ÷òî â ÷èñòî âåãåòàðèàíñêîé ïèùå âûñîêîå ñîäåðæàíèå óïîðîòîíèíà?
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:42 
Tchad
À/H2N3

>êóñêè íåæèâîé ïëîòè íå ìîãóò áûòü ñâåæèìè âïðèíöÛïå
íó òàê è ïîìèäîð òàê æå. :4: Cory65 , ó÷è íîðìàëüíûå ïðåäìåòû, à íå ïðàâîñëàâíóþ ýíöèêëîïåäèþ.
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:44 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

>Îòëè÷íàÿ åäà, è, ãëàâíîå, ñâåæàéøàÿ


Âåïàðü, ÿ òàì ëèøíþþ çîïèòóþ ïîñòàâèë ïåðâóþ, äà? ß ÷¸ò ìûñëü èçíà÷àëüíî ïî-äðóãîìó õîòåë çàêîí÷èòü.
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:49 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

Ììì, äà, íàìíîãî ïðèÿòíåå ïîãðóæàòü ñâîè âåãåòàðèàíñêèå êëûêè â ñâåæóþ ìÿêîòü ïîìèäîðà ïðÿìî íà ãðÿäêå, íå îòðûâàÿ åãî îò ñàìîãî ðàñòåíèÿ. Æèâàÿ, òðåïåùóùàÿ ïëîòü, çàëèâàþùàÿñÿ ãîðüêèìè êðîâàâûìè ñëåçàìè îò îñîçíàíèÿ ñâîåé ñóäüáû, è ÷èòàþùèéñÿ â ñîñåäíèõ ïëîäàõ óæàñ è îáëåã÷åíèå, íàäåæäà è ñêîðáü…

Ýòî æ ïî÷òè êàê ñèëà çåìëè èç æèâîãî îãóðöà!
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:50 
Nvcity
FJBass

÷òî â ÷èñòî âåãåòàðèàíñêîé ïèùå âûñîêîå ñîäåðæàíèå óïîðîòîíèíà?
...ìîé áèî-êîñòþì ïîäñêàçûâàåò, ÷òî ìíå ýòîãî çíàòü íå íóæíî :idea2: íåñêîëüêî ëåò â âåëèêîëåïíîé ôîðìå... :dance7:

ó÷è íîðìàëüíûå ïðåäìåòû, à íå ïðàâîñëàâíóþ ýíöèêëîïåäèþ
..íó ê öåðêâè ÿ íèêàòà è íèêîèì îáðàçîì íå îòíîñèëñÿ, ýò øþòêà áûëà, à íàù¸ò çíàíèÿ ïðåäìåòà, òî òóò óñ¸ ïó÷êîì, ëèøíåãî íå íàòü. :yes:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 20.09.2012 23:51 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

Cory65 , â ãîâîðÿùèå êàìíè óæå íà÷àë âåðèòü?
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:02 
Nvcity
FJBass

â ãîâîðÿùèå êàìíè óæå íà÷àë âåðèòü?

42656##46572 , íå ñîìíåâàéñÿ â æèçíè, ôñ¸ âîêðóã æèâîå è ýòî òîæå óæå ìåä.ôàêò, íå áóäü æå íàñòîëüêî ïðèìèòèâíûì ñîçäàíèåì, ÷òî á îòâåðãàòü âûñøèé ðàçóì è åãî íåçûáëåìîå òâîðåíèå - ÆÛÑÒÜ, ¸ïòü , íî âåðèòü â ïðèâëåêàòåëüíîñòü ì¸ðòâè÷èíû, ýò çíàåòå ëè ïîïàõèâàåò íåêðîô....é :ulyb:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:05 
Moscow
RGA Prestige

Íàçðåëà òåìà, ïðîñòî î çäîðîâîé ïèùå ...... :idea2:

Âû ñëûøàëè î êóêóðóçå èç ñøà..... òîâàðèùè âåãàíû.... :)
Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:10 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

Cory65 , ò.å., åñëè ÿ ïðàâèëüíî ïîíÿë èç òâîåãî ïîñëåäíåãî ïîñòà, òû ïðåäî÷èòàåøü åñòü æèâûå, áåççàùèòíûå ïîìèäîðû âî ìëàäåí÷åñòâå ïðÿìî íà ðóêàõ (è ãëàçàõ) èõ ðîäèòåëåé? Ïîòîìó ÷òî ýòî íå îòäà¸ò íåêðîôèëèèåé, âåðíî?
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:11 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

>Âû ñëûøàëè î êóêóðóçå èç ñøà...

׸, îïÿòü øåðèôà ñúåëà?
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:11 
New New York
Ñâîé ñîáñòâåííûé áîðäåëü ñ ####ÿìè è øëþõàìè

Cory65 , à æèâîñòü êàìíåé ìåäèêè óñòàíàâëèâàëè?
Ó êîãî õâàòèò ñìåëîñòè è ñèë äîêàçàòü, ÷òî Ãàãàðèíà òàê íàçâàëè íå çà òî, ÷òî îí ñ ðûáíûì îáîçîì â Ìîñêâó ïðèø¸ë?
http://www.myspace.com/oimizantrop
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:24 
Tchad
À/H2N3

>ôñ¸ âîêðóã æèâîå è ýòî òîæå óæå ìåä.ôàêò
Cory65 , âçàèìîèñêëþ÷àþùèå ïîíÿòèÿ, òåì áîëåå îò òåáÿ, ãëàãîëüñòâóþùåãî ïðî íåæèâóþ ïëîòü. â ìåäèöèíå ýòè ïîíÿòèÿ ÷åòêî ðàçãðàíè÷åíû.
>Âû ñëûøàëè î êóêóðóçå èç ñøà.
è ðàêîâûõ êðûñàõ. :yes:
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:35 
Moscow
RGA Prestige

ß êñòàòè "åùå òîãäà" ïðî ìîíñàíòó ïðåäóïðåæäåë ... ó êîðåøà áûòÿ ñ íèìè ñîòðóäíè÷àë. Ìû òîãäà øêîëüíèêàìè áûëè, à îíè åìó êóáèê-ðóáèêà ïîäàðèëè......
. - óõ ïîóáûâàë áû (ñ) :)
Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:41 
Tchad
À/H2N3

D.Benson , íó òàì íå åùå äîêàçàíî, ìîæåò èìåòü ìåñòî áàëîáîëüñòâî. Íî ÿ â òàêèõ âåùàõ êîíñåðâàòîð, íàôèãà êóåì çàáèâàòü ãâîçäü, åñëè ìîëîòîê óæå òûùó ëåò êàê èçîáðåòåí. òàê øòî ÿ çà óêðîï âûðàùåííûé åñòåñòâåííûì ñïîñîáîì.
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 00:41 
Moscow
RGA Prestige

ìîíñàíòà , êñòàòè óæå äàâíî ôèãóðèðóåò, êàê ðó÷íàÿ êîìïàíèÿ "áàíêèðîâ". :idea2:
Ego supra grammaticos! 骑虎难下!
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 01:31 
Ïåòåðáóðã
Ìèêøåð

>>êóñêè íåæèâîé ïëîòè íå ìîãóò áûòü ñâåæèìè âïðèíöÛïå
>íó òàê è ïîìèäîð òàê æå. Cory65 , ó÷è íîðìàëüíûå ïðåäìåòû, à íå ïðàâîñëàâíóþ ýíöèêëîïåäèþ
Ïîìèäîð ìîæåò äîçðåâàòü óæå áóäó÷è ñîðâàí, ïðèìåð íåóäà÷íûé, äàâàé åùå
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 01:34 
Tchad
À/H2N3

>Ïîìèäîð ìîæåò äîçðåâàòü óæå áóäó÷è ñîðâàí, ïðèìåð íåóäà÷íûé, äàâàé åùå
ìîòîð òîæå áüåòñÿ áóäó÷è èçúÿòûì, ìàëàôåé âàøå â áàíêàõ õðàíÿò. òâîå îïðîâåðæåíèå òîæ. äàâàé åùå. :ulyb:
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 01:37 
Tchad
À/H2N3

Serge33 , à õîøü æîïó ïàêàæó?

âèäîñ ïîõîäó ãóíäÿåâöû èçúÿëè. :lol:
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 09:19 
Ïåòåðáóðã
Ìèêøåð

>âèäîñ ïîõîäó ãóíäÿåâöû èçúÿëè.
×òî ýòî? Òû ýòî åøü? Ïðèÿòíîãî àïïåòèòà :7:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:11 
Nvcity
FJBass

òû ïðåäî÷èòàåøü åñòü æèâûå, áåççàùèòíûå ïîìèäîðû âî ìëàäåí÷åñòâå ïðÿìî íà ðóêàõ (è ãëàçàõ) èõ ðîäèòåëåé? Ïîòîìó ÷òî ýòî íå îòäà¸ò íåêðîôèëèèåé, âåðíî?

-âû çíàåòå, Øóðà, êàê ÿ âàñ óâàæàþ, íî âû òîæå îñ¸ë ! :yak:
Ðàñòåíèÿ, ýòî åäèíñòâåííî ïðàâèëüíàÿ ïèùà äëÿ ðàçóìíîíî-äóõîâíûõ ñóùåñòâ íà çåìëå, ðàñòåíèÿ íå ÿâëÿþòñÿ ð-äóõîâíîé æèçíüþ, îíè íàõîäÿòñÿ âî ñíå è ïîýòîìó ÷åëîâå÷åñêèé îðã. è áûë ñîçäàí è àäàïòèðîâàí ê óñâàèâàíèþ ýòîãî èñòî÷íèêà ýíåðãèè, ýò ïàíèìàòü íàäà :idea2:
çàâàëè ñâîé îãîðîä òðóïàìè æèâîòíûõ è æäè âñõîäà êàðòîøêè è ðåäèñêè :lol: à ïåðåãíîåì ðàñòåíèé ïèòàþò äà÷íèêè ñâîè îãîðîäû è ïîæèíàþò ïëîäû... íó òàê ñäåëàé æå ñâîé åäèíñòâåííî-âåðíûé âûâîä, âçðîñëûé, ðàçóìíûé ÷åëîâå÷å, øòî â ñåáÿ ïèõàòü... :upset: õàëÿëü ñ êîøåðíûì àëè ñìåðòü :ulyb:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:15 



>Ðàñòåíèÿ, ýòî åäèíñòâåííî ïðàâèëüíàÿ ïèùà äëÿ ðàçóìíîíî-äóõîâíûõ ñóùåñòâ íà çåìëå, ðàñòåíèÿ íå ÿâëÿþòñÿ ð-äóõîâíîé æèçíüþ, îíè íàõîäÿòñÿ âî ñíå è ïîýòîìó ÷åëîâå÷åñêèé îðã. è áûë ñîçäàí è àäàïòèðîâàí ê óñâàèâàíèþ ýòîãî èñòî÷íèêà ýíåðãèè, ýò ïàíèìàòü íàäà :idea2:
do the ska
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:19 



:oooi: :oooi: :oooi: :oooi: :oooi:
do the ska
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:19 
Nvcity
FJBass

♫Token♪ ...

èçîáðàæåíèå :unsure:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:20 
Tchad
À/H2N3

Cory65 , ñ óòðà áûëè ãðèáû?
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:22 



Cory65 , òàì è áåç èçîáðàæåíèÿ âñå ïîíÿòíî...
do the ska
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:23 
Nvcity
FJBass

ñ óòðà áûëè ãðèáû?
...ýòó öèâèëèçàöèþ ÿ ñòàðàþñü íå óïîòðåáëÿòü â ïèùó :005:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:32 
Nvcity
FJBass

òàì è áåç èçîáðàæåíèÿ âñå ïîíÿòíî.. ... ÿ ðàä çà òåáÿ :isok:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:35 
Tchad
À/H2N3

>ñ óòðà áûëè ãðèáû?
>...ýòó öèâèëèçàöèþ
î åï, äà ó òåáÿ åñòü ñîáðàò íà ôîðóìå, îí òîæå ãðèáû íàäåëÿåò ðàçóìîì.
>Î ãðóçäü, òû - áàðèí, öàðü òû ëåñà,
>ß íà êîëåíè ïðåä òîáîé,
>Âñòàþ, êîãäà òû ñ÷àñòüå äàðèøü
>Ñâîåé, â ïëàñòèíêàõ ãîëîâîé.
:oooi:
"How do you sleep at night, with the borrowed dreams from a broken past?"
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 13:46 



>î åï, äà ó òåáÿ åñòü ñîáðàò íà ôîðóìå, îí òîæå ãðèáû íàäåëÿåò ðàçóìîì.
:lool:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 16:06 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>îí òîæå ãðèáû íàäåëÿåò ðàçóìîì.

À ãðèáû åãî íàäåëÿþò?
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
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Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 21.09.2012 16:11 
Î÷åíü ïëîõîé ìîäåðàòîð


×òîá áûñòðåå çàêðûòü òåìó, âîò âàì àíãëèéñêèé âåãåòàðèàíñêèé áàÿí÷èê:

− ×òî ó íàñ ñåãîäíÿ íà çàâòðàê?
− Îâñÿíêà, ñýð.
− À íà îáåä?
− Îâñÿíêà, ñýð.
− À íà óæèí??
− Îâñÿíêà, ñýð.
− À çàâòðà íà çàâòðàê???
− Çàïåêàíêà, ñýð.
− Óðà!!!
− Èç îâñÿíêè, ñýð…
:psyan:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 02:02 
Nvcity
FJBass

- Áýððèìîð, ÷òî ó ìåíÿ õëþïàåò â áîòèíêå?
- Îâñÿíêà, ñýð?
- À ÷òî îíà òàì äåëàåò?
- Õëþïàåò, ñýð?

:lool: óìîðèèëè... ààà
è ïðî Òåìçó åù¸ åñòü óìîðèñòûé...

..à íàñ÷¸ò ãðèáîâ... äà îíè ìíå ïðîñòî íå èíòåðåñíû :005:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 02:13 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>è ïðî Òåìçó åù¸ åñòü óìîðèñòûé...

Äàâàé. È ïðî äåìîíñòðàöèþ ïîñòèòóòîê òîæå.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 02:27 
Nvcity
FJBass

Äàâàé. È ïðî äåìîíñòðàöèþ ïîñòèòóòîê òîæå.
..òÿæ¸ëûé òû òèï êàêîé òî, :hmm: ãðóñòíûé, ÷¸ò íå îõîòà ñ òîáîé òðåùàòü, ïîéäó ëó÷øå â ëþëþ :sleep:
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 02:37 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>òÿæ¸ëûé òû òèï êàêîé òî, ãðóñòíûé,

Âîò ó òåáÿ óæå è ãàëëþöèíàöèè îò ïëîõîé äèåòû. :lool:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 11:58 
Nvcity
FJBass

Äàâàé. È ïðî äåìîíñòðàöèþ ïîñòèòóòîê òîæå.
..à, òàê åíòî àíåêäîò òàêîé èìååòñÿ :ouch: ..òàäû îé, ñêüþçè, Âåïðü , ñêüþçè...
ñóðîâûé àíåêäîò, íî ÷åâîéòà íå ïîõîæ íà àãëèöêèé, à ïðî Òåìçó, ïðèêîëüíûé..

Âçúåðîøåííûé ñëóãà âáåãàåò â êîìíàòó ëîðäà è êðè÷èò:
- Ñýð! Òåìçà âûøëà èç áåðåãîâ! ×åðåç 5 ìèíóò îíà áóäåò çäåñü!!!
Ëîðä îòêëàäûâàåò ãàçåòó:
- Äæîí, âûéäè è äîëîæè êàê ïîäîáàåò íàñòîÿùåìó ñëóãå.
Ðîâíî ÷åðåç 5 ìèíóò äâåðü øèðîêî ðàñïàõèâàåòñÿ è ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ Äæîí ñî ñëîâàìè:
- Òåìçà, ñýð!
:lool: çàà÷¸¸ò..
look at me, i'm happy
don't worry, be happy !
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 12:05 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

>..à, òàê åíòî àíåêäîò òàêîé èìååòñÿ

Ñýð Ãåíðè,ñèäÿ ó ñåáÿ â êàáèíåòå, ñëûøèò çà îêíîì êðèêè è øóì.
-Áåððèìîð, ÷òî òàì ñëó÷èëîñü?
-Äà ýòî ïðîñòèòóòêè Ëîíäîíà ìèòèíãóþò, òðåáóþò ïîâûøåíèÿ çàðàáîòíîé ïëàòû, ñýð.
-À ÷òî èì äåéñòâèòåëüíî ìàëî ïëàòÿò?
-ß áû íå ñêàçàë, ñýð.
-Òîãäà ÷òî æå îíè áàñòóþò?
-Áëåÿäè, ñýð.
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 12:05 
Ìîñêâà
Õîëîäèëüíèê, ñêîâîðîäêà è ìèêðîñêîï.

:lool:
Ñêðîìíîñòü óêðàøàåò, à ïîòîìó îðè ãðîì÷å è âîçðàäóåøüñÿ âî âåêè âåêîâ.
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 14:03 
Îêñþìîðîí
Àìèêîøîíñòâî Áàòðàõîìèîìàõèÿ

Cory65 , ó âàñ æå òàì ãðèáîâ ìíîãî ïðîäà¸òñÿ, âûáîð áîëüøîé è íå î÷åíü äîðîãî. Òû è âïðÿìü ïîëîóìíûé. :005:
Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow. :banana1:
Àâòîð
Òåìà: Re: Âåãåòàðèàíñòâî-2
Âðåìÿ: 22.09.2012 14:03 
Óø¸ë
Ñ ÌÔ

Íó åù¸ ÷ó÷óòü è çàêðîåòñÿ, ïàñàíû! :pink_jump:
Stand and fight, live by your heart, always one more try!(c) Manowar.
I want it all and i want it now!(c) Queen.
Òîëüêî âïåð¸ä!(ñ) :svin:
 ýòîò ôîðóì ìîãóò ïèñàòü òîëüêî çàðåãèñòðèðîâàííûå ïîëüçîâàòåëè!